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failathon

Any form of media including but not limited to lecture, video, paper, book, TV show which is full of inaccurate information and/or logical fallacies and provides little to no accurate information.
On February 15th 2001, Fox Network aired an hour long failathon claiming that the moon landings were a hoax.
by funkinwaggles August 9, 2010
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Epic Fail

1. noun: a person who has a tendancy to fail miserably at everything they do.

2. verb: the act of failure so incredible that it becomes an embarasment to the person who commits the failure.

3. noun: any non-specific act which severly negates sucess. (see also, Fail)
you are such an Epic Fail

he was trying to jump over the railing, but he epic failed and smashed his face on the ground!

-person steps on a rake and hits themself in the face- haha, Epic Fail.
by hnizzle July 13, 2009
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Deppic Fail

Failing to the level of Johnny Depp's sexiness. Can also be used when the failer is hot.
Karen: Did you see that dude slip? He was hot!
Sue: DEPPIC FAIL!
by ultra_feministe October 24, 2009
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EXPONENTIAL FAIL

Noun

1. A FAIL several orders of magnitude greater than an Epic Fail. Reserved for only the most mind-bogglingly stupid acts a human is capable of. Raises (or lowers) the bar for FAIL, setting a new standard.

A person who commits an Exponential Fail, unless the Hand of God is involved somehow, likely does not survive the act, and they will serve as an example of what NOT to do for countless generations to come, worldwide.

Background: This term was coined when the act of 'Flashblooding' was discovered. 'Flashblooding' is practiced in African countries, usually slums near major cities.

It involves a drug addict injecting him/her-self with the blood of another addict who just got high in an effort to stave off the effects of withdrawals or in an effort to 'share the high', thereby voluntarily opening themselves up to a wide range of uncurable, deadly diseases.
Example:

Mbobo: Can I gits a hit off o' yo crack pipe?
Jenkem: No. I only gots enuf fo me.
Mbobo: Can I's habs summa yo blood so I can git high too?
Jenkem: No. I gots da AIDS and da Hepatitis.
Mbobo: Dats okay. I ain't been high in 3 days... I needs me sumtin.
Jenkem: No, dammit! (passes out)
Mbobo takes blood anyway and injects himself, knowing he has committed himself to a long, slow, painful, lingering death, setting both a new standard for stupidity and inadvertantly launching the phrase: EXPONENTIAL FAIL.
by Ariovistus July 14, 2010
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Failcycle

Commonly associated with the ROFL Copter or the LMAO Plane, this particular word is used when a players action causes massive self injury or even suicide.
Dude Joss just is a level 64 Warrior and he just Aggrod that 80 Elite.....

Yeah man, He totally popped a wheelie on the failcycle

Or

My Failcycle goes...
Fail Pedal Fail Pedal Fail Pedal FAIL
by Travis W T. December 22, 2008
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Faglot

A gathering of men of homosexual preference. Used to talk about a lot of homosexuals in one place.
I was on my way to the movies,but when I heard it was a faglot I turned around and went to the gun range.
by EdoggHersch March 24, 2009
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fail kid

A stupid, pimply faced, teenager who is popular in their school, and thinks having a social life is more important than drinking water, and only knows how to say "FAIL" and/or "EPIC FAIL" as a comeback to any good insult. Fail kids like to take out their frustrations on popular online games like warcraft or counter strike, because they're nerdy, weak ass little pre-mature fucks in real life, and stay up till midnight on those games using lame internet slangs like L0l, pl0x, own3d, n00b, OMG you noob omg!, and of course, FAIL. They can be seen hanging out in malls with their friends(who are also fail kids). When these angry ass teens aren't saying fail, hanging out with friends, eating mcdonalds, or playing games, they like to go on facebook, and get depressed after random ass people dont accept their friend requests.
Hugo: You're pathetic.

Jonathan(fail kid): FAIL
by hamburgercheesemacraonicheese October 25, 2009
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