Monkey Fucker

Someone who fucks monkeys.

I'm a Monkey Fucker.

by williamazing12 February 22, 2017

Bathroom Fuckers

A group of black men usually 3 or more that wait in public bathrooms and sexually assault women. The group waits in the female restroom and when a girl walks in, one black male "bops" her on the head to render her unconscious or to daze her. After the female is subdued, the black males forcibly penetrate and sodomize her. After all of the black males have finished having forced intercourse with the female, one of the black males hits her with "The Lightning" and it erases her memory. Then the black males let her leave. The only person who can stop the "Bathroom Fuckers" and is immune to "The Lightning" is Crazy Dave, AKA Dizzy D.

Me: Hey bro whats going on?
Dave: Nothing I had to save my girlfriend from "The Bathroom Fuckers" again.
Me: Oh wow is everyone OK?
Dave: Yes, I stopped them and I put my finger in their gun so they couldn't shoot at me then I blessed them.
Me: Wow, I better escort my woman into the bathroom and check for "Bathroom Fuckers".

by Megaman222 June 12, 2011

pineapple fucker

Someone who’s over obsessed with pineapples to the point it’s a cult

She is such a pineapple fucker, look how she dresses. (It’s covered in pineapples)

by Dreamcatcher69 March 22, 2019

Water Fucker

When you swim butterfly really well and you fuck the water and become a water fucker. You may end up getting someone else pregnant, so use protection!!

Drew is the best water fucker! He is the water fucking God! He got everyone else pregnant!

by Water Fucking God May 25, 2019

crypted fucker

Someone who wants to have sex with a crypted

P1:man I wish Bigfoot would eat my ass
P2:tf your such a crypted fucker

by HomostuckButLessDeath December 6, 2021

Fucker ton

Over and beyond an extra large, massive, and more than normal amount.

She/He has slept with a fucker ton of people.

She has a fucker ton of shoes.

He has a fucker ton of booty calls listed in his contact list.

She/He has a fucker ton of baby daddys/mamas.

by Lilybean2233 October 18, 2019

that Penn fucker

A nickname for that fine actor and selfless humanitarian, coined by disgruntled folks who have either been assaulted by or had some kind of run-in with him.

Yeah, he crossed over the yellow line and hit me head-on and changed my life, so I’ve earned the right to call him ‘that Penn fucker’ every once in awhile.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2023