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Fountain Piss

When you’re actively drinking any type of liquid while simultaneously peeing. Like a fountain sucks up water while simultaneously shooting it out.
“Dude are you seriously gonna bring your drink into the bathroom?” “yeah dude I’m gonna go take a fountain piss it feels amazing”
by UFried October 10, 2025
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A Maderno Fountain.

Noun: An act in which a man or a woman kneels down and then tilts their head to have their open mouth toward the ceiling. Another person then straddles the kneeling person(the fountain)'s face, so that their anus is atop the fountain's forehead and their genitals facing towards the fountain's mouth.

The person is then to begin urination into the fountain's mouth, at which point the fountain begins the gargle the urine. The person is then to push a small amount of fecal matter from their anus onto the fountain's forehead and then draw a cross shape on the fountains forehead, reminiscent of drawing a cross on someone's forehead on Ash Tuesday, hence the name 'A Maderno Fountain', as the Maderno Fountain is a fountain in Saint Peter's square.
"Mate he's a proper creepy cunt, he probably gets off to people making him into A Maderno Fountain."
by Grumblebumble November 24, 2021
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Fountain Fairy

Home challenged individual pulling coins out of a fountain.
Throw a penny in the fountain for the fountain fairy to grant your wish
by Jesse Flies May 14, 2023
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Fountain

A person who has lots of knowledge and shares it with others.
Bro, my coach is such a fountain. He has the best advise.
by MaiaFlowers September 19, 2019
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Ear fountain

Where a guy jizz's in a girl's ears and puts his dong so far down her throat her ear drums rupture
I performed a ear fountain on your mom last night
by Some 11 yo June 4, 2024
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Golden fountain

When a man pisses in a girls mouth and dips his balls inside of it, hence the fountain
by Mycousinkindathicc January 17, 2020
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Ohio fountain stream

The act of a man urinating into a woman's mouth while she urinates onto another partner. The partner may urinate however he or she likes to give it a better effect. Ideally the top man will be standing. The middle person will be on their knees or squatting. And the bottom partner will be laying on their back, with their mouth open under the middle partners genitals.
Kelly, Clark & son had a family fun night. They decided to partake in an Ohio fountain stream. Clark pissed in Kelly's mouth, while Kelly pissed in son's mouth. Son just pissed on himself, (With a boner.)
by Bboybriguy November 9, 2019
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