Falcon Punch

Commonly known as Captain Falcon's signature move. The falcon punch is epitome of human capabilities the strongest technique a mere mortal can accomplish (Childs play to Chuck Norris). Ultimatly the falcon punch is rediculously powered punch capable but not limited to the destruction of all beings hit with the attack (except Chuck Norris in which this attack only tickles him) and in a grander scale a punch that affect can change the universe..

To perform this attack:
1: Plant feet firmly
2: Cock back you arm while yelling: FFAAAALLLLCOOONNN!
3: Hurl your fist at your target while yelling PUUUNNNCCCHHHHHH!
4: (Important) Make sure you don't miss..it happens often

Jordan used Falcon Punch on Mike, after Mike said Chuck Norris is weak.

by JayTD November 8, 2009

Mud Falcon

Taking a dump of of an open rock face resulting falling feces.

Dude, don't look at me when I'm making a mud falcon.

by flyer716 December 26, 2011

Falconi

A loser with no life. Sits at the computer all day. Needs a mate. Has no knowledge of computers. Will be a failure in life.

I Have no life

I know.

by Vomit January 31, 2005

Failcannon

A blast to the face by seriously screwing up

Dude? you seriously forgot your girlfriends name?

FAILCANNON

by elijahhhhhh October 23, 2008

fadickle

a cyclops monkey that eats paint chips for entertainment. The females grow huge protruding butts to attract males.

Hi! I’m Steve Irwin and today we’re going after fadickles. You can buy them at a Wal-Mart near you!

by bread infection December 5, 2009

Falacious

Good, like a blow job

Man, that clam bisque was falacious

by J Mo D September 13, 2010

Falconize

1. to lay down a beating from the air
2. When a falcon drops down to catch his prey
3. When a falcon excretes droppings upon an unsuspecting person

Nikola Pekovic got Falconized by Harrison Barnes in last night's game.

by ams0ul November 28, 2012