when something is so obvious, if you say it someone will for sure respond with a "duh!"
stating the obvious aspects of a comment, trying to look self assured.
stating the obvious aspects of a comment, trying to look self assured.
"after avoiding a friend of mine for weeks, she came out and asked me if i was avoiding her because i didn't like her...well, do i have to explain every duh fact in the universe?"
by F_j August 23, 2011

“Facts” that are the result of the practice of “Frightence”, in the study of a topic. These Facts are incapable of withstanding inquiry or application of the scientific method but are sold as “Settled Science”.
The speakers frightentific facts were incapable of surviving any inquiry into the undocumented and esoteric methods of data manipulation used in order to create data supporting the facts.
by Nutty Tech June 3, 2017

by Sillyalex April 16, 2024

FOOMA Facts are made up facts that the person stating them pulled the facts From Out Of My Ass. F.O.O.M.A.
87% of all statistics are made up on the spot. They are just FOOMA facts.
Q: Where did you get those statistics Joe, they really impressed the boss?
A: Those were off the cuff, FOOMA Facts.
Q: Where did you get those statistics Joe, they really impressed the boss?
A: Those were off the cuff, FOOMA Facts.
by Scooterius Deus Rex October 4, 2017

by eeeeegamerr447 April 19, 2022

A derrick fact is: "The original guy from Blue's Clue offed himself because he couldn't take the show anymore."
He is, in fact, alive and well.
He is, in fact, alive and well.
by weyluke June 1, 2010

by Gyprok September 21, 2020
