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atlantic city expressway

A toll road (unsigned New Jersey Route 446) connecting Atlantic City, New Jersey with the Philadelphia outskirts, stopping just beyond Williamstown. While it has decent traffic capacity, the signage makes you want to tear your hair out (but the way from Williamstown onward is Route 42, which has much better signage).
The Atlantic City Expressway — the poor man's freeway. 65 from the Parkway onward but going that speed will give you a firm finger out the window of everyone else driving on that road.
by crystalwalrein March 9, 2008
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Human Expresso with cream

An act which is rather sick, but it takes place between 2 men, the one, with his butt cheeks apart, has diarrhea in a foam cup, while his partner cums in it, thus, providing the "milk" for the already warm "expresso".The 2 men start drinking it in turns, and end up with nice "chocolate" moustaches.
You want a Human Expresso with cream?
by Billy the Exterminator's Cousi February 27, 2011
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blank expression

by Anonymous March 19, 2003
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Jolly Rancher Express

Derived in a car while speaking of gay Joe.

1) To take a ride on the Jolly Rancher Express - Jacking off while throwing up (usually performed by homosexuals).

2) Performed by JMG from the bridge.
1) Wow Gary, lets take rides on the Jolly Rancher Express after Joe gets done!!

2) JMG
by Scepter 187 January 10, 2005
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expresso

Expresso- a shot of caffeine infused whiskey achieved by adding a caffeine pill to a shot of any whiskey. Often confused with espresso.
The patron at a bar was getting tired so he ordered an expresso for last call.
by Excaliberprime June 1, 2014
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kangaroo express

when a guy slerps poop from a girls butt hole
oh damn...he kangaroo expressed that hoe!
by boobgirl72491 October 24, 2008
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Stimpleton Express

When a man slices off his own phallus, affixes two Popsicle sticks to it, one on either side, and inserts it into his own rectum. After the initial use, although generally not recommended, the dismembered member may be used by other partners for their own sexual pleasure.
"Yo man, did you hear what happened to Johnny?''

"No, what?"

"That skanky hooker from down the block got him to give himself a one-way ticket on the Stimpleton Express."

"Aw, what a scum, I'm gonna murder that bitch and then you and me are gonna go Mung Diving, ya heard?"
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