exponentialevil

craziest halo player ever. much better then icanttype.

i wish i was as good as exponentialevil

by exponentialevil March 3, 2005

Improvised Explosive Device

When a guy knows that he is about to get a blowjob from a girl he doesn't like, and has adequate time to prepare, he can masturbate just to the point of ejaculation. Then, the man would have the woman get on her knees while she takes off his pants. If executed correctly, once the woman reveals his member and takes hold, he will cum in her face, causing her to be left very messy and surprised... Allah Akbar!

A slut comes over thinking she's going to get to suck some dick. To her surprise, she is about to be booby trapped. Once she gets the dick out, it explodes in her face like a roadside bomb, also known as an IED, or Improvised Explosive Device.

by Dumpusfuck September 27, 2007

Carlsberg Export

Wet dog harvested into a bottle.

- Shit dude this lager tastes like wet dog.
= Dude thats Carlsberg Export your drinking.
- Oh right, makes sense.

by Shryker January 13, 2008

Exposistity

The opposite of Anonymity; exposing yourself online the internet web.

Anonymity is better than exposistity.

by Deondre February 24, 2015

expose those ankles

It's a euphisim used by shy 10 year old boys instead of telling a girl they want to get them naked.

I told Jamie I was going to expose those ankles tonight.

by UpperDecker17 July 14, 2017

exposter

very good krunker youtuber, insane streamer, and the worlds best krunker player, and yet is somehow not funny.

I don't fucking know what exposter means

by ImWaspy October 29, 2020

Exposed

Something James Charles has to deal with everyday but fails to cover.

I’m exposed

by Α February 2, 2022