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Ethan

Some are chill. But most are short lil white faggots who have a asshole laugh. They think their funny, but most are gay asf
Girl: Whose that short little white boy trying to play hockey
Girl 2: Oh that’s Ethan, don’t go near him he’ll try and bite your pussy
by Ethan’s gay February 1, 2020
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Ethan

Ethan is really cool sporty and attractive.
He likes to keep his secrets secret but when you know him well he comes across as a funny, entertaining human. Ethans are usually kind caring and loveable. He hangs out with funny people which develops his personality. He would stay up texting all night if it kept one of his friends happy.

What a lad he is...
Boy 1: Did you hear Ethan's joke Earlier?
Boy 2:Yeah, it was so funny I nearly wet myself...
by BADMAN TING ILY ETHAN November 5, 2019
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Ethan

An absolute twat who lacks chromosome who typically is smaller than there younger siblings.
Hey Chad remember that twat named Ethan who failed math in the resource room.
by Jesus Him Self121212 September 23, 2021
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ethan

ethans has a small pp! he will never be able to get tho goods unless hes gay =)
person 1: who has the smallest pp?

Person 2: oh yah ethan
by Ilove food November 10, 2020
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Ethan

Ethan looked up his bane to find a funny definition well here’s you funny definition

You will eventually work at Maccas and secretly eat all the food. You like games and you love food.
Ethan has a small.... Ethan likes food
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Ethan

Ethan's an ass
by Ka$$ April 18, 2019
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Ethan

ethan is the basic white guy. the guys who’s parents must of not cared too much for his arrival to just slap a basic two syllable-boring ass name on him. he is the kinda guy that gives off that gay vibe and believes he could be a soundcloud rapper with his walmart version of “fire” lyrics. he just a goon. pray for this nigga dawg.
homie: Yo dawg you just get your ass beat by ethan?!

homie #2: who tf have you heard of that got beat up by a nigga named ethan?!
by Khyree the real nigga May 6, 2020
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