Better England

The United States of America.

As in: England is the dried husk that Better England emerged from.

Or as a citizen of America might say.
Man 1: Dude, where you from?

Man 2: Moron, we is both Better Englishmen.

by Johannasroberts October 3, 2011

New England Snow Plow

When a hairy man cums inside of his hairless girlfriend while she is on top of him, and she lets his massive load drip out of her tight pussy onto his chest. She then smears it over his body by grinding her hips up down his chest.

She gave me a New England Snow Plow back when I lived in Cambridge, and we've been dating ever since.

by rugburnatthefairmont February 2, 2015

New England

The only part of the United States where it's possible to be -10 and 102 degrees on the same day, and also home to the only state and city where uttering the words 'Go Yankees' will get you mauled by angry baseball fans

Example 1:

I'm going to New England- better bring three t-shirts AND my parka!

Example 2:

Person 1: Bro, I just saw a Yankees Fan get mauled by a group of Red Sox fans!
Person 2: Welcome to Boston...

by Capyb4ra April 5, 2020

pump-action New England clam chowder rifle

A cock.

I pulled down my pants, whipped out my pump-action New England clam chowder rifle, hammered away at Stephanie, and blasted a load of little sailors into her sea of love.

by pentozali December 27, 2011

The Queen of England

Not just the queen of England, but of BRITAIN. Many people forget this. Mainly foreigners and people from England.

Also the head of the commonwealth realm

Guy that can't get his facts right: Did you hear about the Queen of England?

Clever guy: It's the queen of Britain you douche

by Emmmm... Yup. November 16, 2010

Engelica

Stupid ass shank whore bitch who likes Sam and only wants to suck dick. She only has 3 friends but she loves them and would do anything for them she has such a bad attitude and has really nice curly hair. She is a crackhead and is such a bitch to people she doesn’t like. She is also really dirty minded and horny asf 💀

Girl: *gives dirty look*
Engelica: wtf you lookin at me for bitch!?

by I_make_thingz February 28, 2020

New England Nasty

Having sex that involves, in some way, a New England Lobster.

Dude, I got a lobster out of the tank at work and we all did the New England Nasty!

by Shashashafrash May 31, 2009