experienced

To get high on Marijuana, especially the herb that you get in the wonderful state of Vermont.

Dan: Hey dude, after school let's go get experienced.

Robin: Sounds awesome, My herb's the 'illest

Howie: Can I come

Dan & Robin: NO

by Kep Chyles November 7, 2006

Exper

Someone who thinks they are good at something, but clearly are not.

Teddy is the most exper

by huhohwhatok April 12, 2010

Wife Expectancy

After a male has been diagnosed with a fiance, the period remaining to engage in guys' night activities before the wedding/shackle fitting ceremony.

Did you hear Brando's getting married this weekend?
Yeah dude, wife expectancy of like three days.
We're gonna need another keg.

by Spyrokeet January 4, 2009

Carlsberg Export

Wet dog harvested into a bottle.

- Shit dude this lager tastes like wet dog.
= Dude thats Carlsberg Export your drinking.
- Oh right, makes sense.

by Shryker January 13, 2008

isolation expertise

n. the ability of being alone at all times with no exception. usually owned by internet people

A: Did you know Jimmy just joined the internet last night?
B: Wow, I wonder how long until he learns isolation expertise
A: What?

by whalecome March 1, 2021

Expectulant

Ex-pect-you-lent: The act of something being special, awesome, or other wise excellent, even though this was already suspected to be so.

Bob received an A on his test, as always, this was expectulant.

by Spencer J. B. November 18, 2007

experience the divine

Refers to Bette Midler (otherwise known as "The Divine Miss M"/"The Divine One").
To "experience" her greatness, either by watching one of her concerts, seeing one of her films, or listening to one of her records.

I am so glad that I have my tickets to experience the divine in concert!

by cseim June 14, 2008