Ethan

A fucking anushole who is an actual cunt bag who lies and is manipulative. He is a low-key fuck boy. YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH AN ETHAN

jack: "stop being a fucking ethan"
Jasper : "oh fuck sorry dude lemme stop"

by pettyhoeboy July 23, 2018

Ethan

Some are chill. But most are short lil white faggots who have a asshole laugh. They think their funny, but most are gay asf

Girl: Whose that short little white boy trying to play hockey
Girl 2: Oh that’s Ethan, don’t go near him he’ll try and bite your pussy

by Ethan’s gay February 1, 2020

Ethan

A boy that will never respond to your dms.

Ethan hates us he never replies

by He's July 12, 2017

Ethan

An absolute twat who lacks chromosome who typically is smaller than there younger siblings.

Hey Chad remember that twat named Ethan who failed math in the resource room.

by Jesus Him Self121212 September 23, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is really cool sporty and attractive.
He likes to keep his secrets secret but when you know him well he comes across as a funny, entertaining human. Ethans are usually kind caring and loveable. He hangs out with funny people which develops his personality. He would stay up texting all night if it kept one of his friends happy.

What a lad he is...

Boy 1: Did you hear Ethan's joke Earlier?
Boy 2:Yeah, it was so funny I nearly wet myself...

by BADMAN TING ILY ETHAN November 5, 2019

ethan

ethans has a small pp! he will never be able to get tho goods unless hes gay =)

person 1: who has the smallest pp?

Person 2: oh yah ethan

by Ilove food November 10, 2020

Ethan

Ethan should be your best friend.

Ethan is the best!

by Fofinha February 8, 2020