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Dutch Sauna

When your girlfriend is taking a shower, you run in and quietly take a shit in the same bathroom as her. Without flushing, exit the bathroom as quietly as possible. By the end of her shower the entire bathroom will be saturated in your ass stink.
My girlfriend farted on me the other day so I Dutch Sauna'ed her in return, take that ya smelly bitch!
by Doctor Balls McGee August 20, 2010
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Dutch Blind Fold

When the scrotum is stretched over the females eyes (Blind fold with the Ball Bag).

Originated in Australia
"Hey man, I gave this chick a Dutch Blind Fold last night. She dug it the most."
by RyanSmith January 31, 2009
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Dutch Garage Sale

Selling prostitutes on your front lawn, in the middle of the day.
I went to the dutch garage sale after lunch.
by Alex, Jazmin, Chris September 1, 2007
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dutch oven

the act of farting under the cover and pulling it over another person's head
Timmy farted under the cover gave kori a Dutch oven/
by ks143 October 17, 2008
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Dutch Oven

A loving sex move that involves a man forcing his girl's head under the duvet as he lets a big smelly, eggy fart go and literally traps her in there. Almost like an oven, she literally cooks in the heat and sometimes loses conciousness (dependant on strength of the bum-cough). Often questioned 'why' this is sexual, the answer is not known.
'Did you see the ambulance round Big James Kendall's house? Aparently he 'dutch ovened' his girlfried on the back of a night out in a curry house. She nearly died, twice.'
by Will Atkinson March 17, 2008
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Dutch sunrise

-n. a sudden burst of flatulance while one's asshole is being licked.
That bitch almost bit a hole my ass when I gave her a Dutch sunrise.
by Olin 110 May 28, 2006
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dutch gloven

A smaller version of the dutch oven. When you fart in to your cupped hand and deliver the prize to an unsuspecting victim, aka dutch oven mitt.
Brendan like to ease in to relationships. That boy has some wicked gas, so to acclimate girls in to a long-term relationship, he will give a girl a dutch gloven within the first three dates. If she survives that, the next step is to turn up the heat and introduce her to his full-on dutch oven.
by the comand'r December 9, 2013
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