Daddlefreak

(Dad-duhl-freak) Derived from the phrase, "your dad will freak". Used when something crazy, funny or embarassing happens between you and your friends and you have to tell the rest of the group of friends. Or for situations when you have to tell someone about something you did.

For times your dad is going to freak out about whatever happened, BUT, "dad" can represent anyone you are obligated or responsible to.

You accidentally spill juice on your shirt, whose is your friends and you are just borrowing the shirt. You would say,
"Daddlefreak." "This confession is gonna be a fun one."

by transistorradioclock September 19, 2009

diddles his skittles

to jack-off

the guy just flopped it out and started diddles his skittles

by Senti101 January 4, 2010

Dundle Cord

1. To fart.

2. To expel intestinal gas from the anus; to break wind

"Dude! i just passed a Dundle Cord!"
oh man that reeks like moldy cheese!

by master.of.bananas October 29, 2010

dudeler

a Dudeler is a sloppy blow job generally given to one by a female named nikki as he's dropping a loaf.

that was an amazing dudeler, but unfortunately i might have contracted genital herpes.

by TheDudeler November 18, 2011

Diddle Wizard

Pedophile; Child Molester

Don't leave your kids at the Thompson's; I heard Jerry is a Diddle Wizard.

by Lupinetine October 10, 2014

diddle wad

someone that sits at a red light and takes there time to go

hes such a diddle wad! he wont go!

by surahh_ October 7, 2016

Diddle Vision

The female equivalent of a spank bank. A slew of images a woman saves in which to refer to at a later date in order to help her achieve orgasm.

My internet got shut off and I don't have access to porn, so I had to run through my diddle vision.

by LuckyCow September 4, 2016