by LuberTuber August 15, 2005
by Notyouravarageblondie July 31, 2009
A compound noun that cleverly combines the niche phrase "douche bag" with the protagonist Hobbit family name from the popular mid-fifties fantasy-adventure series "The Lord of the Rings". There is no specific context of "Douche Baggins", though it could possibly be used in tandem with other terms of the same catagory also derived from characters in "The Lord of the Rings". Some examples may include, but are not limited to:
- Dildo Baggins
- Chodo Baggins
- Bilbo Faggins
- Gandalf the Gay
This phrase may also refer to a "Lord of the Rings" advocate who may be a douche bag, or who is showing signs of douche baggery at a critical level.
- Dildo Baggins
- Chodo Baggins
- Bilbo Faggins
- Gandalf the Gay
This phrase may also refer to a "Lord of the Rings" advocate who may be a douche bag, or who is showing signs of douche baggery at a critical level.
"Ted is such a fucking asshole. He wont shut the fuck up about how the movies didn't do everything right. If he were a character in the series, he'd be Douche Baggins, the mentally challenged hobbit that everyone pushes into the street laughs at because he's a dick weed and his feet didn't turn hairy at puberty."
by russbag July 16, 2005
Someone who is such a douche they have dropped from "douche" status to the even lower level of "douche salad" status.
Who's that over there?
I don't know man, but he looks like a major Douche Salad.
Ya man, totally not a bro.
I don't know man, but he looks like a major Douche Salad.
Ya man, totally not a bro.
by brodonttouchmethere June 24, 2010
by IamSMACK December 22, 2008
Like a douche bag, but worse.
by Novella V January 13, 2008
Person A - "wow, that guys wearing lots of cologne"
Person B - "who?"
Person A - "the douche cake over there who's tap out shirt is 2 sizes to small"
Person B - "who?"
Person A - "the douche cake over there who's tap out shirt is 2 sizes to small"
by DorkisWeiner December 14, 2009