Dork

Someone who sees themself as a shark, and thinks that everyone else has to.

Nobody thought he/she was a shark, no matter how many times he/she tried to insist that he/she was a shark, they saw a dork when they looked at him/her.

by Solid Mantis October 26, 2020

Dork

Someone that doesn't think a billionaire's party is as overrated as the other people that went to it, including the billionaire (usually because it's another oppurtunity for the dork to see and be seen which equals power to the dork, and it's another oppurtunity to gain status, money/funds, and connections).

The dork was the one that always tried to make the parties seem more exciting and intriguiging than they actually were, but would still talk about hype coming from other people besides him/her.

by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021

Pork the Dork

The act of giving "nerds" delicious pork products. A way of showing over-all appreciation for a technical support solution that shown immediate and satisfying results.

I totally porked the dork last week, gave Kevin 4 pounds of smoked porkbutt. Without him my home would not have this life saving Wifi coverage. Thats the best way to Pork the Dork.

by Fatty Magoo September 14, 2022

Dork

A Jewish-Italian person who deviates from the typical social norm

Eli: “yo have you talked to that new girl Gianna at all? I heard she’s Jewish”
Matt: “yeah and Italian, she’s kinda weird”
Eli: “oh she’s a dork”

by lebronjamesfatass August 5, 2021

Dork

Someone who sees themself as a shark, and thinks that everyone else has to.

Nobody thought he/she was a shark, no matter how many times he/she tried to insist that he/she was a shark, they saw a dork when they looked at him/her. They saw the same kid that watched Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Barney the Purple Dinosaur and shit like that (Pokemon too) thinking that he/she had now turned the tables on the world and all the kids that once bullied him/her that he/she whined about.

by Solid Mantis October 26, 2020

Dork girl

A girl that has a bunch of females put on hard hats when females start getting called out at office jobs for being dorks, thinking that hard hats make people look hard.

The dork girl wanted to see more females in hard hats and more males in sequins or aprons, since she thought that feminine males were better males than other males, better human beings.

by Solid Mantis September 12, 2019

Dork

Person who sit in the bathtub farts and attempts to eat the bubbles. Dorking for bubbles.

Get that dork a snorkel he's going to choke on the bubbles.

by Reboot Rodriguez October 21, 2021