doofus

Slang term for vagina, usually used by children, replaces pee-pee. (Also see doofie)

I go pee-pee with my doofus.
Or
I fell off my rollerskates and hurt my doofus.

by Krystal January 8, 2007

Doofwash

Same thing as a douchebag only less painful...

Person: It was nice playing with you today

Person 2: Huh? I didn't play with you yesterday..

Person: I mean on the drums and piano you doofwash :P

by Randomperson16 July 17, 2011

Doofy

Simon Williams!! A stupid, ugly gimp who likes looking at little girls, lives in a trailer an fucks family members and animals!

Simon Williams, Leather Face, Billy-bob Jones, all of these people class as inbred pieces of shit making them DOODY

by David, Sadat & Athikur July 8, 2004

dooflachee

An unknown thingamajig. A word used by old fogies, usually in their 60s or 70s or 80s. This word imparts much aggravation on the listener, however the speaker thinks it's a clever and hip word.

Dude 1: "Yesterday in class my prof was talking about something, and he said, "So if you take this set A of dooflachees, and this set B of widgets..." and then I immediately started to doze off while mashing my teeth."

Dude 2: "Ha, that old geezer thinks that annoying old slang is cool, what a douche bag."

Dude 1: "Yeah, but oh well. What can you do?"

Dude 2: "Ummm... drop the course?"

Dude 1: "yeah, but I can't. He's the only dude who teaches this class."

Dude 2: "Guess you're SOL then."

by Adel7 August 25, 2007

Doofer

A very masculine girl, a girl that has facial hair or seems to have an adams apple, a girl that dresses like a man, or sports a mullet.

Girl 1: That guy just went into the girls bathroom!?

Girl 2: Oh Don't worry it's not a guy, it's just a doofer.

by Bella Rose December 28, 2005

doofy

To act like Doofy Dan

You're so damn doofy!

by Doofster June 3, 2003

doofy

justin when he is in school

justin is a doofy child becuase he looks liek a gifaffe

by ilya gaykov June 8, 2003