cunt diaper

n. sanitary napkin (drawing on perceived similarities between feminine pads and baby diapers) Used by author Stephen King in the novel 'Gerald's Game.'

My cunt diaper leaked today, so I ruined a new pair of underwear by getting menstrual blood all over the crotch.

by Mr. Dude Man July 6, 2006

diaper head

A derogatory name for someone of Middle-Eastern descent. Probably the most common usage is in reference to Selami bin Hiden, I mean Osama bin Laden. Especially given the circumstances in Iraq, a diaper head is not a good thing to be.

Redneck 1: "Dude, look at that diaper head over there at the pump"

Redneck 2: "Gawdamnnit! Where's my gun?"

by Jaegermeister May 20, 2005

diaper tea

The shallow, warm kiddie pool at the public pool or swim club.

Specifically, the water in the kids' pool.

I took Jr. to the local pool and he wanted to play in the diaper tea.

I was watching my kid at the kiddie pool when some little jerk splashed me with diaper tea.

by rpetras April 19, 2010

Candycane Dipped

The Act of Recieving oral sex, and or getting laid in general.
Originated from San Leandro, CA in 2007

Yo, Dis Niggas Bout To get His Candycane Dipped, sheeit

by Cutty Gary October 6, 2007

Dapper

adj.

1. neat; trim; smart: He looked very dapper in his new suit.

2. Blaine (Warbler) Anderson (played by Darren Criss) on Glee, a member of the Dalton Academy Warblers.

Person 1: Hey have you seen Blaine on Glee?

Person 2: Yeah, he's so dapper.

by Supermegafoxyawesomehottimes2 July 7, 2011

diaper hat

Must-have apparel for anyone answering to "shitferbrains".

Hey shitferbrains, where's your diaper hat?

by jammyboil July 20, 2008

hair diaper

A stretch of hair that spans from ones head to their anal region in a continuous swath.

The wookie beast in the hot tub sported a hair diaper of epic proportions.

by Monobrow Luke March 6, 2011