Diddle

A measurement of 109 Gallons of fluid, particularly oil.

He must have had a diddle of oil at his residence

Rockefeller upsold 80 gallons by the price of a diddle.

by Rocket Chicken January 16, 2026

Diddley squat

A person or persons with little of anything, a tiny bit if not no amount of coin, papa, goods, moral fiber, character, class, education, stamina, cupboards bare as backside, nothing except fresh air.

Jack the lad, are we checkin' what flicks to watch while we are walking right past the cinema? Nah! you ten point tosser, I told yar, I ain't got beans, diddley squat, zilch to go see a movie unless we sneak in.

by By Paulton P. Puddington Jnr. June 22, 2025

Diddlefingers

Something that wags all their fingers at things like they want to diddle something.

1: You see that guy over there?
2: Yeah why is he wagging his fingers at us like that? Kinda creepy.
3: We like to call those Diddlefingers.

by Flaming Raven July 4, 2025

Diddle

word derived from Sean "Diddy" Combs, used to describe the act of inappropriately touching someone, often used as a euphemism for sexual harassment, particularly involving minors.

"yo have u heard jeff got caught in a sting watch?"
"yeaahhh man from what i saw on the news he was trying to diddle a 14yr old, what a creep"

by parryking July 14, 2025

Diddleswitch

When you DJ with the the light switch

"I spent HOURS diddleswitching"

by GoofySoup September 10, 2025

Diddle Deuce

Phrase used towards a diddler. See Diddy.

I'm gonna drop a big diddle!! Diddle Deuce!

by ackerman_tyler November 16, 2025

Diddlepoop

That stuff you seem to collect deep in your closets or at the bottom level of your garage that you categorize somewhere between crap and treasure. It can often be found as well at the bottom of drawers in old chests and in the corners of attics.

The old guy down the street peruses flea markets on the weekends and brings home a pickup truck filled with diddlepoop.

by Mad Macgog December 16, 2025