Wow! Good dope! Guys and their dicks!

Wow! Good dope! Guys and their dicks! is what a guy's first thoughts are when he takes a big hit of Some Good Weed.

Wow! Good dope! Guys and their dicks! I want to suck some cock!

by USAF Cadet February 6, 2021

Dog Dick

1. An uncircumcised penis.

2. The dick of a dog.

1. "I'm glad that I'm cut. Dog dick looks fuckin nasty."

2. "Haha, look at that dog. He's got a dog dick."
"No shit Sherlock...."

by What the shit? January 16, 2009

donut dick

A Dick that has had the inner tube stretched by a dildo. it is very messy for the victim to release fluids from the shaft after this; it is a similar experience to sticking a two liter soda bottle in to a bendy straw... they both split.

After a 2 kids in a sandbox experience one is left with a donut dick.

by the cracked shaft November 12, 2009

douche dick

A combination of someone who is a total dick and a bit of a douche bag

That guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a total douche dick.

by timbog1979 April 29, 2006

double-dick

To double-dick a guy, two dudes simultaneously fuck a guy in his mouth or asshole so they can feel each other's cumgasms.

Chris and Tristan are going to double-dick me, so I'll get a double load to swallow!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

donkey dick

a penis large enough to could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some shylock's face

"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"

"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"

by Gnome December 28, 2005

I don't even know what hole to put my dick in

A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:

-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes

"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."

"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"

"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."

by ybsubnairb December 10, 2009