devin desperate

to be so desperate that you will do anything for pussy

girl: "last night at the club i saw this really ugly girl getting hit on by this guy. he seemed really devin desperate."

by unknown to him... October 21, 2018

Mike Demers

A person who enjoys getting the semen of a man into their mouths.

My girlfriend is such a Mike Demers she loves semen

by Chuck Paganos mom September 15, 2019

Ejaculation Desperation

When you are so desperately horny you have to ejaculate.

IM CUMMING!!
To the kitchen?
No in my pants! It’s an ejaculation desperation

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb May 14, 2020

Vampires' Desperation

When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).

"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

Doris Desperate

When someone is so in need of sexual pleasure, that you would lower every standard you have and sleep with anyone.

Dave is so hard up for pussy he is Doris Desperate...

by Bobweiserthegreat. February 2, 2021

Pamper Damper

When you have a one time sexual intercourse with a girl, and leave her the next day, possibly impregnating her. "Pump her, dump her"

I think I'm gonna pamper damper tonight.

by SizzleDizzleLizzle May 30, 2021

COVID-Desperate

When the plans you made before the pandemic eased now suck but you made them because you were desperate to do anything after lockdown.

we are literally only going away with your parents because we were Covid-Desperate…wish we were doing something else now.

by lucozadesnort September 10, 2021