design sprint

When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room

all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.

Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.

by jjshabadoo November 6, 2017

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designerboyy

a gay fuck bag who thinks hes cool

designerboyy: im a fucking idiot

by ybn almighty jay December 14, 2017

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Deinophobia

A fear of dinosaurs, the only person that has this is the dodgy Jo Barton

Guy 1: Have you heard what a fear of dinosaurs is called..
Jo Barton: Yeh its called Deinophobia and I have it

by Azzahayd May 2, 2018

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deiona

Someone who is always depressed and is barley ever happy

Oh my god youre such a deiona

by bean stock May 24, 2018

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designer

One who is eternally unsatisfied and whose only cause of existence is solely to produce The object that will bring satisfaction to them so that they may finally die in peace

John is remaking his book again, he's such a designer

by the crippled penguin April 14, 2019

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