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Apple and Rupert Murdoch's botched attempt at trying to make you pay for news. While filled with cool iPad effects, the novelty wears off quickly when you realize the articles are crap.
I read The Daily once, it was crap. Nothing of substance that I couldn't get for free elsewhere, and without spending $500.
by forever__alone February 22, 2011
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The Daily Oat

Commonly referred as TDO, it is a highly underappreciated and undertrafficked brony news site. If one were to join their Skype newsroom, it has been said that Enlightenment is guaranteed. Those who ever associate with said newsroom members have exhibited signs of extreme ecstasy, either foaming at the mouth with a large boner, or simply ejaculating on the spot.

The origins of the site and news team has been tracked to Ponychan's /oat/ board, but it is still unknown as to where they actually came from.
Nicholas Cage: So, I was on the set of National Treasure 21: The Eagle's Asshole of Gold, when I came across this site. . . .

Morgan Freeman: Oh? And what, pray tell, was that site?

Nicholas Cage: It is not exactly known to the world, but—

2 Chainz: Yo dawgs, what's up?

Morgan Freeman: Mr. 2 Chainz, my friend! Please, have a seat. Nick here was just telling me about this site.

2 Chainz: Do it have kick ass beats on it?

Nicholas Cage: No, but I have never been more happy in my life. The name of the site is The Daily Oat, and it does brony news. But here is where things get interesting . . .

<Conversation Redacted Due To Unimaginable Amounts Of Semen>
by JustAnotherTimeLord September 2, 2013
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annual daily

when you do something every day of the year; 365 days
"Here's the annual daily traffic"
by wtfiswrongwithpeople21 January 31, 2017
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the daily gram

A substance one consumes in rather small amounts on an absolute daily basis; from caffeine to cocaine... not that they're addicted or anything...
the daily gram:
garlic bread
chocolate
caffeine
Tide Pods
weed
cocaine
by lkajsdfiwemca May 12, 2018
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Brandon Daily

Usually a person who works at a school. People will often think he is someone who only jokes around but in reality he is a real and genuine person who often will put their time up to help people who he thinks is worthy of his assistance.
Friend: Yo who is that new funny teacher?
You: Thats Brandon Daily!
by HappyPixel October 18, 2020
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delly darlyna

charming and gorgeous girl. always caring about others but never show it. she seems shy in public but shes the most anoying girl. she's looks arrogant but she's actually very kind hearted. shes lovely and strong. she's always fight for her happiness and never give up
hey thats delly darlyna she's so lovely
by gensz December 8, 2020
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The Daily Chug

It is a dictatorship lead by Barney as their chug leader with three chug advisors, one chugger, one chug general, and two chug soldiers. The ritual would be to chug a drink every weekday. There is also a TOS that protects the privacy of the people in the group.
by TheOnlyMexican February 12, 2021
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