The Drug In Me Is You is Awesome.
by Asking Alexandria182 December 15, 2013
The end all, be all drug thats incorporates many other drugs in its creation. Containing equal parts cocaine, ecstasy, black tar heroin, acid, Chemical-X, and Vietnamese crack.
Discovery of the drug was made public when famous actor Charlie Sheen was questioned to what drugs he was taking in a very interesting and peculiar interview, to which he answered "Me, the Charlie Sheen Drug".
It is assumed that normal illegal drugs like heroin became too mild and mundane for actor Charlie Sheen. So he in turn invented this new type of drug.
Discovery of the drug was made public when famous actor Charlie Sheen was questioned to what drugs he was taking in a very interesting and peculiar interview, to which he answered "Me, the Charlie Sheen Drug".
It is assumed that normal illegal drugs like heroin became too mild and mundane for actor Charlie Sheen. So he in turn invented this new type of drug.
-Did you hear about Ralph?
-No what?
-He had a seizure, blacked out, went into coma, and died of a heart attack after one hit of the Charlie Sheen Drug
-Poor Ralph
-No what?
-He had a seizure, blacked out, went into coma, and died of a heart attack after one hit of the Charlie Sheen Drug
-Poor Ralph
by PresentlyKyle February 28, 2011
by o)O picasso January 09, 2005
Drug Dealer time is like being on mushrooms. 1 minute feels like 2 minutes. But instead you are not on mushrooms and you are waiting an extra minute for every minute said. Drug Dealers obviously don't know how to tell time and when they say they will meet you in 15 minutes. You won't see them till half an hour. There's a few reasons why this is...
-They think they will be there in time, but somehow traffic is always slow.
-They know they won't be there in time but they want you there first so they don't have to wait.
-Or they just are fucking dicks and don't care about you.
-They think they will be there in time, but somehow traffic is always slow.
-They know they won't be there in time but they want you there first so they don't have to wait.
-Or they just are fucking dicks and don't care about you.
Drug Dealer Time
Drug Dealer- "go there now ill be there in 10"
Me- "Alright"
-20 Minutes later-
Me- "where are you?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm almost there 5 mins"
-10 minutes later-
Me- "where you at dude?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm a block away"
-3 minutes later-
Drug Dealer Arrives
Drug Dealer- "go there now ill be there in 10"
Me- "Alright"
-20 Minutes later-
Me- "where are you?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm almost there 5 mins"
-10 minutes later-
Me- "where you at dude?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm a block away"
-3 minutes later-
Drug Dealer Arrives
by Peshyo November 16, 2011
Male performance enhancing drugs like Viagra and Cialis taken before TSA pat downs or naked body scans to show off your manhood in full form.
Friend : Have fun getting pictures of your junk taken at the airport, maybe they can post them on your facebook.
You : I took my gate rape drugs before hand so I'm all set.
You : I took my gate rape drugs before hand so I'm all set.
by dalethepcman November 20, 2010
When your doctor prescribes you a controlled substance (like adderall, vicodin/lortab, Xanax, etc.) and you have the thought "I wonder how much this would sell for".... Usually from the fact that the medicine is not needed or completely outrageous in terms of it actually being needed.
Dr. Doctor: I'm writing you a precripition for 160MG of OxyContin with no Tylenol, 220 quantity since your in so much pain from your hang nail...I can also write you a prescription for 900mg of diamorphine if needed...
Person: thanks..... *thinks*: ZOMG SICK ILL MAKE 2grand OFF THIS SHIT WHEN I SELL IT TO THE RICH DRUGGIES AT MY SCHOOL!!!! DRUG DEALER MOMENT FTW!!!
Person: thanks..... *thinks*: ZOMG SICK ILL MAKE 2grand OFF THIS SHIT WHEN I SELL IT TO THE RICH DRUGGIES AT MY SCHOOL!!!! DRUG DEALER MOMENT FTW!!!
by CTU_FieldAgent200 October 06, 2010
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