Gielington's Disease

A disease that starts out mild, but ends with the victim speaking only in internet memes.

Troy was diagnosed with Gielington's Disease, that's why we can't take him seriously.

by topeka999 May 15, 2016

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ken disease

a disease from guy to guy that makes them start fucking with "easy girls" like "barbies" which are females that boys just wanna play with and throw away 😊

" Damn b , Demarco was coo but then he caught the ken disease."

by daaaaaddy September 19, 2016

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The act of Cranking down so roughly and vigourously that the entire body goes into a jerking fit that resembles the shaking symptoms of Parkington's disease. Crankington's disease effects all age groups, and the results can be catastrophic, even resulting in loss of ability to crank.

Yages was cranking down so hard in the bathroom that he can't stop himself from shaking, hes got Crankington's Disease!

by Choad and Derse January 2, 2017

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dis-disease

People afflicted with this condition become pathologically obsessed with disrespect. They keep a detailed record of every past “dis” (real or imagined) and prayerfully page through a hateful little Naughty List each and every day.

If you wanna know what advanced dis-disease looks like, listen to that crazy meth-head Pennsatucky talk: “She disrespected me. Now, I’m gonna have to kill her.”

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017

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