Stripey Dave

A rare sub-species of IT guy. Often found in a makeshift lair under a computer desk, likes apathetic lions and striped shirts. Possessed of an inexplicable urge to feed people, possibly to keep them away from his lair.

Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.

Random person: "Holy crap! What's that guy doing?!"

Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."

by eBay_is_awesome November 10, 2010

just dave

When someone is Just Dave.

Im just dave.

by Just Justin June 21, 2017

jewish dave

Jewish Dave is a Jewish lad who who is 1/16 Jewish and uses the powers he gained at Jew camp as well as the Jew tool fight hoes and thots

Jewish Dave used the power of the Jew tool to open that stlth pod

by Gamerman69 October 9, 2019

Dave Hit

When somebody takes a bong hit that is really quick and still gets a ton of smoke. Usually performed by ripping the bong extremely hard but only for a second and a half.

Joe just took a dave hit off that Sour Diesel with that sweet bong.

by Davey from the Navy March 8, 2010

Dave's Mom

The Term "Dave's Mom" is used typically in a joke like Muscle Man's in Regular Show

Chris: You know who else has red hair and snores like a motorcycle
Mango: Who?
Chris: DAVE'S MOM!!!!

I love Dave's Mom

by MangoDefines May 3, 2022

dave simon

A term used to refer to one who "cuts corners" or is too cheap to invest long-term.

The owner of this music school is such a dave simon. These drums are only being held together by duct-tape!

by Dave Simon April 12, 2017

Roadie Dave

Roadie Dave - is that one friend that has an alternate personality when her/she gets drunk. Their aggression is usually sexual in nature. They tend to yell and scream obscenities.

Roadie Dave: I'm gonna get you (while seductively running his or her fingers over their lips and/or nipples)

Friend: ROADIE DAVE! Ahh Shiiet guys Roadie Dave has arrived. Someone gettin' humped!

Roadie Dave: OH YEAH! ( doesn't blink and stares at you in the eyes )

by Fudgie June 29, 2017