Hym "Ha! I was just watching a video of him explaining inflation and I noticed the eyes darting side to side when he talks and I'm like 'He must have Asperger's. That must be an Asperger's thing!'. I guess I was right! Good job me! Good job other me. I'm like a brilliant diagnostician. Maybe I can get him to hire me to pass him his meds in the morning. He probably gets that good shit. Those Vyvanse. I have previous experience. Both with Vyvanse and passing meds. I also have the names of several cheap prostitutes. I'd be like the brothel madam! Except I don't look like The Defiler from Spawn!"
Iam "Will you stop?"
Hym "No. I won't. Shit, for enough money, I'll sit and watch him fuck his wife and then spend all day every day parroting the noises they make. Or I can find someone else. I know a cuckold. We'll Travis involved. He's probably better at it anyway. But remember, you're not allowed to hate my fucking guys for the shit I do and say behind your back and to your face. Cus, in retrospect, that would me YOU a hypocrite. Wouldn't it? If you hated me for the things I said and did in the same way I hate that fucking worthless cripple and that goddamn whore? That would make you just like me. Hahahahaha!"
Iam "Will you stop?"
Hym "No. I won't. Shit, for enough money, I'll sit and watch him fuck his wife and then spend all day every day parroting the noises they make. Or I can find someone else. I know a cuckold. We'll Travis involved. He's probably better at it anyway. But remember, you're not allowed to hate my fucking guys for the shit I do and say behind your back and to your face. Cus, in retrospect, that would me YOU a hypocrite. Wouldn't it? If you hated me for the things I said and did in the same way I hate that fucking worthless cripple and that goddamn whore? That would make you just like me. Hahahahaha!"
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