Redneck Cry

The Redneck cry is a noise that rednecks can't help but release after watching something unpatriotic, the noise made is a simple "Ye-ye" it can be quite startling if unexpected.

After Duncan witnessed his beloved Confederate flag touch the ground he let out his mighty Redneck Cry!

Redneck Cry by Mike the disaster. February 14, 2018

why cry 

Crying over something that infantilizes oneself.

Example 1: My baby had a why cry over my changing her bottle. It was just one minute in between one bottle and the other!

Example 2: My younger sister had a why cry when I stole her toy. I made her laugh to cheer her up, though, and she felt better.

why cry by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

"Onion" Cry 

When someone is cooking and they start crying, and say "ugh, it's just the onions" when they are nowhere near onions. They are usually upset. Give them a hug and take over on cooking, take them out to ice cream after dinner. It's not the onions. Clearly.

Husband: Why are you crying?
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3

"Onion" Cry by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

cope cry 

The act of someone pretending to still look happy when he obviously hates something not turning out how he wished. Typically a smug hater triggered about something succeeding despite his obvious wishes for schadenfreude and superiority otherwise. Equivalent to the meme about Frustrated Wojak wearing a mask to hide it.

Nothing these losers can do except to cope cry with laugh reacts, lies, and irrelevant other topics they also cry about.

cope cry by zaroneon January 15, 2021

Far Cry Finger 

This is when you see fingers or other limbs Bent the wrong way like in Far Cry 3.
This can be either backwards sideways or anyway some joint shouldnt bend.

Jesus that dudes hand its like the Far Cry Finger!

Ayo dude this dudes knee is the wrong way, like the Far Cry Finger!

Far Cry Finger by TeReaper April 18, 2022

pretty cry 

The only thing Hye-ji from Cinderella and The Four Knights was useful for. I get it, I liked her too but really, tell me something else about her that isn’t related to Hyun-min or Ji-woon. Anyway, pretty crying takes a lot of effort and isn’t very pleasurable. If you want to weep, feel free to go all out, Psalm 6 style. If it helps, you can do what I do and cry in secret. You don’t need to manage your tears or appearance with yourself or The One Above. Hopefully, you feel better, my love xx

“I am worn out from sobbing. All night I flood my bed with weeping, drenching it with my tears. My vision is blurred by grief; my eyes are worn out because of all my enemies.”
Psalms 6:6-7 NLT
You can very much bet this wasn’t a pretty cry.

pretty cry by A_christian_on_urbandictionary May 15, 2022

die,cry,hate 

The opposite of "live,laugh,love"

haiden: "i die,cry,hate"

die,cry,hate by p19392938 October 16, 2022