crochbit

Some one who bites another person in the croch! (Not literally) It has to be AGAINST a female!

(A cheap shot)! Imagine Your getting the best blow job in the WORLD then she bites it!!! a crochbite feels just as bad as that but its verbally not physically directed toward a female!

Sitting down at your girlfriends house, eating dinner with her parents... You ask for a moment of silence.. the attention is on you! You say your daughter is soo loose, is that a family trait or just her?
You go home and tell your bros the story. And your buddy turns to you and says WOW man you crochbit her! VERRY NICE!

by cocabomo November 4, 2009

crock o' doody

See crock of shit

The biggest crock o' doody I ever did see !

by smiley-D-man February 14, 2010

Croc Light

The sexual act of shoving a flashlight up the anus of an unsuspecting, sleeping, female.

Damon: "Dude, let's Croc Light Rachel!"
Allison: "Yeah let's do it!"

by Big Penis Manfro August 7, 2011

croasted

Roasted to a crisp. When you roast someone so good they get croasted.

JC: "Your mamma so ugly she cant even look in the mirror without breaking it"
Crowd: "OHHHHHHHHH CROASTED!!!" -Dabs-

by C.loud9 June 2, 2017

Crock pot

A hot or desirable female ass, preferably on the big or voluptuous side

"I wanna get all up in that crock pot..."

by B&C February 27, 2022

Choc Croc

A delicate but rather crunchy chocolate shaped like a crocodile(not to be confused with an alligator).

Tim: Look at this sick chocolate my mom bought me.
Jorge: Choc Croc!

by geox123 February 27, 2009

Chris Crocker

Chris Crocker is a over-effimanite ''man'' on youtube. She was thrown into youtube celebrity status from his leave britney alone vid.

''I just asked a really hot woman out'' said guy A

''What's her name'' said guy B

''Chris Crocker'' said guy A

by yamumratesme January 1, 2012