cream of wheat

best boxed food product of all time. The box also sports the image of a sexy chef dude, who is believed to be the husband of Aunt Jamima

I'm gonna go eat some cream of wheet

by Joe February 12, 2003

V Cream

The act of cumming after 1-5 minutes of sex.

Also know as "virgin cream"

Some virgins do this.

"man did you hear about Joey pulling a V Cream after banging slutbag last night?!?"

by Bmorgs19 November 24, 2009

Hookers and Ice Cream

1. Dr. Rockso's favorite past-time.

2. The customary nightcap after riding the Sub-Zero Rape Coaster at Six Figs Faggot Mansion Theme Park

1. Let's go get some hookers and Ice Ca-Ca-Ca-Cream, baby!

2. wowizes, let's grab some hookers and ice cream, end this night right.

by Ann Frank February 19, 2009

Vanilla ass cream

a pleasant smelling cream formula used for adults in whom frequently obtain a chapped or rashed anus, taint, and or gooch. This cream formula is rich with minerals to help restore natural skin surfaces and has a vanilla scent to block usual asshole odors. With its thick pasty texture, it has also been used to absorb and sanitize anal leakage.

e.g. Brad pitt: Honey, wheres my vanilla ass cream? Jolie: Oh, is ur butthole leaking again? Brad: No, my taint is chapped from watching that IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT marathon.

by sh@t:on:myself January 19, 2010

peaches and cream

As 112 puts it: "And when it comes to eating peaches, shorty we don't play / So all the ladies in the house if your peach is it / Put your hands in the air and represent your clit."

In short: cunnilingus.

I need it cause you know that I'm a fiend
Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine
It's even better with ice cream
Know what I mean, peaches and cream

by Steves and Eric April 5, 2004

Cream of the Crop

The best of the best. Being the cream of the crop is being the best of something, it ranges from sports to school, to just being awesome. If someone says your cream of the crop, your better, smarter, sexier, more athletic, and just cooler then everyone else.

KU: I feel so bad since he broke up with me!

AP: Don't worry about you two breaking up, your the Cream of the Crop! Your the Best there is! You don't need him.

by The Truth 47 October 10, 2011

Cream

Creaming is the action of releasing semen. Many people use the word as another word for masturbation or another term for semen, but it is mainly just the release, however it can be a reference to semen.
You can say something like "I just creamed myself" or "cream" and they both are a reference to jizzed.

Person A: "Ahh fuck, I just creamed myself"
Person B: "Mmm, lemme have a taste."

by nigerfagot March 22, 2017