Karen cappiello

The best mother in the universe and Karen isn’t always a bad meaning for a crazy person

Karen cappiello is the best mother in the universe

by Best mother ever July 30, 2023

thirst crappin

When your in search of a toilet that cups you just right so you can go #2 (poop)

Damn them sugar-free chocolates sure had me thirst crappin !

by JennYewen November 8, 2023

Slap chappie

Any person/animal/thing can be a slap chappie

Hey you Slap Chappie "Get over here"

by THE REAL COOP December 14, 2024

Christmas Crapper

When you take a poop and it comes out a mix of red and green. Typically colored red from blood and green because it's radioactive, or from the food you ate before. Anyways, whether it's radioactive or not, it's much better to drown yourself in Chernobyl than sniff that.

"I took a Christmas Crapper this morning and broke the toilet."

"Kelly took a Christmas Crapper in the hotbox, effectively killing everyone in there."

"Christmas is cancelled after Santa took a big Christmas Crapper at the mall while some kid sat in his lap!"

by girlkisser420 October 20, 2025

Bobbing for crapples

When you are sent to scoop chunks out of a porta potty

My boss is such an asshole he had me bobbing for crapples again today

by Seanito69 July 24, 2018

Bobbing for Crapples

This fun event takes place when your partner is experiencing Sleep Crapnea (See Sleep Crapnea). You must stick your head into their mouth and carefully remove the crapples with your teeth. You must be discreet, as you do not want your partner to wake and discover the whorrendous mess you have left them in.

Side Note: If you would like to continue the fun, after you bob one of the crapples from your partner’s mouth, you can gently lay it on his or her chest and perform a good ol’ Cleveland Steamer.

Tyrant: My dude, you coming to the bar tonight with us?

Big Easy: Nah my dawg, I went bobbing for crapples last night. My wife was choking from the logs I dropped in her mouth so I had to bob them out. Got a little greedy and went for a Cleveland streamer and she woke up steaming. Told her I was sleepwalking again and thought I was waxing my car. Needless to say she kicked me out this time.

by Stoney69 June 19, 2019