sloppy cooter

A funny term used to describe a womans messy vagina.

Beebee, use a damn wetnap to cleanup that big ole sloppy cooter of yours!

by RockkstarJoe July 23, 2007

Cooter box

Cooter box is an alternate name for a female's vagina.

Jay: I love to eat out Jenny's Candy Box because I am such a Box Worm.

Jack: I prefer to flip them over and nail that Cooter Box.

Charlie: I'd rather just avoid my wife's drama and drink beer.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

cooter cat

vagina (made by mina)

Tent: I need some cooter cat.
Mina: What's a cooter cat?
Tent: I need some vagina.

by minalisa June 23, 2023

Cooter Destroyer

You level up to cooter destroyer when you reach level 100 of cooter killer. To do this you must absolutely kill it with the ladies and get all the cooter you can possibly get.

Dude James leveled up to cooter destroyer I cant wait till I can too

by cooterd3stroyer May 4, 2021

Cooter Protector

When a woman uses a beverage coozie specifically to stop from freezing her vagina when holding a beer between her legs, the coozie is called a cooter protector.

Yikes! This beer is cold! Don't y'all have a cooter protector I can slip on it to keep from freezing my cooter?

by JanePlayDough July 15, 2011

zipper cooter

A southern term for a portable pleasure device that mirrors a females vagina.

My friend said he doesn’t need a girlfriend just a zipper cooter.

by Big D Jones May 29, 2021

teh cooter

A term referring to the females sex organ. Most commonly said while intoxicated.

Derek wished he touched teh cooter, but everyone knew he really enjoyed the feel of a mangina.

by Eric November 1, 2003