Contemblacon

The act of contemplating whilst eating bacon, or using bacon as a means to promote thinking.

I'll eat this bacon while I am contemblaconing whether or not I can eat more waffles....

by Amo221 December 4, 2013

contemplissing

The act of intense contemplation whilst taking a piss in order to make a decision.

After a good contemplissing i had decided it was an overall great idea to drink another beer.

by balt skiggins November 16, 2013

Contergraph

A slang word for saying statistics

Look at them confusing contergraphs!

by MWUK1909 January 30, 2017

contest of champions

Pay to Win game based on Marvel. The best part? OMG U CAN PAY 4732896487264872694876128748932T4836465873254873264872354YT245873254673264879249723 DOLLARS TO UNLOCK A CHANCE TO UNLOCK A TWO STAR DEDPEWL BUT U HAVE TO DOMINATE CHANCE!!!!!!

So... How's theContest of champions game going?
Contest? I stopped playing that shit and began with Future Fight

by ArtistOverlordRuler August 5, 2017

contemplation

what we usually do while sitting on the toilet

‘substantial fitting work is in contemplation’

by bakursky September 18, 2017

Conehead

1. Referring to one who deepthroats a dick down to its base with the greatest of ease and sense of determination.
2. An individual that partakes frequently and/or often in a fellatious manner.

"The bitch sucked the dick so long and so often I had no choice but to called her Conehead."
"It was insane Bro. She bottomed my shit out every time. She will now go by Conehead as far as I'm concerned."

by BuryBallz October 10, 2017

content jumper

Someone who tries to jump into a television series after missing the last few seasons.

Tracy missed the last 4 seasons of The Walking Dead. While discussing the latest series premier with Gonzo and trying to piece the puzzle together from the missing episodes, Gonzo dubbed her a "Content jumper".

by Inga7 October 30, 2017