executive command

Possibly the worst film ever made.
A direct rip-off of "Executive Decision", which starred Kurt Russel and Steven Segal, Executive Command features exactly the same plot and context, the only difference being the cast of even worse actors and the even more vague international terrorist character, Carlos Grueber.

dave, i just saw executive command. i didn't think anyone could play the same character as Kurt Russel and actually prove themself a worse actor but this guy pulled it off.

by Randal Leadbelcher October 22, 2006

Field Commander

The more logical name for the drum major who conducts for the band.

Keep your eyes on the field commander. He will give you the tempo.

by supernemo May 21, 2013

in command

be in command (of yourself ) = to be calm and completely in control of your behavior and emotions

In addition to the flight review, to act as pilot in command of an aircraft carrying passengers,

by www.teacher-soft.com November 18, 2013

Master-And-Commander Debate

A trivial argument based in little more than the semantics or language used to formulate the argument.

NOTE: Despite the simple nature of said argument, the debate can often grow so passionate that everyone not involved leaves the room to go watch the movie somewhere else.

Come on guys, this is just turning into a Master-And-Commander Debate.

Take your Master-And-Commander Debate somewhere else!

Here they go again with a Master-And-Commander Debate...

EXAMPLE OF A MASTER-AND-COMMANDER DEBATE:

A- "Can you imagine being him? They just cut the rope and left him out to sea. Would you just cling to the mast for dear life? I mean, wouldn't you just let go of it and swim as fast as you could towards the ship?"

B- "Haha, no. I would swim after it."

A- "You mean, 'YES, I would swim after it.'"

B- "No... I mean 'NO, I would swim after it.' As in 'No, I wouldn't just cling to the mast.'"

A- "But that's not the question I asked. I..."

(Argument goes on for 15 minutes, everyone leaves)

C- "So who did you guys decide was right?"

A- "We agreed to disagree."

B- "No we didn't."

A- "We didn't? What, did we conclude I was right?"

B- "Well I assumed that's the only way we would end it."

A- "No. We just eventually dropped it. Thus, we agreed to disagree."

B- "Dropping something doesn't necessarily mean 'Agree to disagree.'"

A- "Yes it does!"

B- "No..."

(Argument goes on for 15 minutes, everyone leaves)

by C0mfortablyNumb February 21, 2011

conan

Funniest Talk Show Host Ever, except for Johnny Carson, of course.

Man, I stay up until midnight just to watch Conan!

by Matt Becker July 20, 2008

Commando

The absolute gayest perk in all of Modern Warfare 2. Unlocked at level 4, this perk will allow someone on Xbox Live to lunge and knife someone on Playstation Network. Anyone using commando is virtually invincible to bullets and/or explosives. This perk is usually accompanied by the perks Marathon (unlimited sprint) and Lightweight (run faster) and a pistol with a tactical knife, so those little faggots can run 50 mph and knife someone every second.

Actual Player: OMG! One more kill till nuke!!!
Commando: *knife*
*Actual Player watches kill cam*
Actual Player: WTF! He was in Karachi and I was in Afghan!!

by PzychoGamer November 24, 2010

Conan O'Brien

The Johnny Carson of modern times. Conan really came into his own after his second banana, Andy Richter, left the show in the late 90s. O'Brien recieved the high honor of being the replacement to Jay Leno at the end of the decade. Famous characters from his show include Triumph the insult comedy dog and the masturbating bear.

"Right now its time to look....into the future!"
"The future Conan?"
"Yes that's right (enter guest's name here)! Its time to look all the way....to the year 2000!"

by Mike July 20, 2008