chainsaw condom

just a big F@cking hassle.

From chainsaw (f@cking) condom (a hassle)

While you can make money with this job, it is still a chainsaw condom.

by High strength nuts September 11, 2019

Flab condom

Means a male or transgender female with over 20 stone of fat has a constant dropping peice of fat from their stomach over their penis acting as a flab condom,
There is a negative however as people with a flan condom can run too fast and have constant orgasms from their penis rubbing off the flab condom

“Is the 100 metre hurting you that bad that you have to keep moaning”
“Nah bro it’s a flab condom

by Someone1923736727172737 February 4, 2020

Scat Condom

When you’re having anal sex with a girl and she takes a shit, enveloping your penis. Afterward you proceed to fuck her pussy with the shit still on your dick.

Karl: hey baby, you ready for a scat condom?
Stacy: no, Karl, and stop following me!

by Ser Wat of discord February 4, 2020

Vietnamese Condom

A condom that has been washed and reused several times.

Originating from the news headline of a factory collecting used condoms, boiling them, and packaging them as new.

Don't fuck her she's like a Vietnamese condom.

by b@dch0ices October 22, 2020

Slime condensate

Slime condensate is a crafting material in genshin impact, however it has MANY uses to to the fandom, if you don’t know what I’m talking about, keep it that way.

“Albedo grabbed his slime condensate”

by Jelly-belly-boo July 29, 2021

Liam Condell

A weird guy who has average grades. He is an incredibly slow learner, often behind in school. He also is 5'11 which is pretty sad because he's not 6 foot. He also has no friends.

Omg is that Liam Condell!

by BigDickBigdick23uh456ojk54]3 November 24, 2021

Dutch condom

Participating in a 3 person sexual encounter where the anal penetration is powered by a separate anal penetrative action.

We dutch condomed last night, it was great!

by LordOfTheFlees January 29, 2022