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Internet Computer

Crypto currency. The next “big thing” after bitcoin and ethereum. Half of ethereums scaling solutions come internet computer and they have the most cryptographers on the planet. Will probably beat bitcoin or has done already. Current price $5
Stranger: Ha look at that idiot buying internet computer that crashed from $700 to $5!
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.
by kenneth flatley July 6, 2022
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Human Computer

the Act of a genius getting fucked by multiple furries and being forced to recite pi.
Man, I bet Albert Einstein loved being a human computer.
by balltickler69 February 7, 2023
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brain to computer interface

A brain–computer interface (BCI), sometimes called a mind-machine interface (MMI), direct neural interface (DNI), or brain–machine interface (BMI), is a direct communication pathway between the brain and an external device. BCIs are often directed at assisting, augmenting, or repairing human cognitive or sensory-motor functions.
The doctor installed a brain to computer interface to communicate with the patient.
by Margit_Jost_Kant December 21, 2015
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2010 Kids Computer lab desktop kit

Browsers: Google, Safari, Firefox
Typing Apps: Word, PowerPoint, Sheets
Other apps: People Finder
That is the 2010 Kids Computer lab desktop kit
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Cat With A Computer

A very good TF2 Player and scout player with 500+ hours on the game and a part of a TF2 team of good people and no i am not saying that because i'm cat with a computer what do you mea-
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Guy: cat with a computer
by BigStupidIdiot June 15, 2021
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Colin the computer

Me!
im a computer! -dhmis episode 4 (the computer song :) colin the computer
by colin …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ March 27, 2022
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computer nerd

The people who live on programs such as XBConnect, that have nothing in real life, so they turn to video games. Usually call themselves 1337, and use words like n00b, noob, and pwn. And is often heard saying the phrase, all your base are belong to us. They range from ages 12-50, and in any which case, still lives w/ his mother, and is using his mother's credit card to pay for his Xbox Live subscription, and the internet service he uses. They talk with lisps, so watch out, you may need a raincoat and/or an umbrella when conversating with a computer nerd. These people can be found in a number of places, like Halo(PC), CS (PC), and on other games such as Alien vs. Predator.
You know those famous Halo "clans" that are unstoppable in the tournaments? Yeah, well in the real world, they are peices of shits that got beat up all through highschool.
by Infinyte September 9, 2004
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