If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college

From Lewis Black, it's the kind of saying that has no conceivable logical explanation and can cause your head to explode if you think about it for any significant amount of time.

"Right, New Jersey is a great place to live. And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

by You're with me, leather April 14, 2007

Berklee College of Music

The best music school on the face of the earth. It is located in Boston, MA. Not to be confused with the other Berkeley in California. Berklee in boston is spelt this way because it was founded by Lee Berk, and the name was just switched around to make "Berklee".

side note: there is an MIT (Mass. Institute of Technology) in boston, and another MIT (Musician's Institute of Technology) in California. So here's how it goes:

Berklee in Boston: Popular Music
Berkeley in Cali: Popular Gen Ed

MIT in Boston: Popular Gen Ed
MIT in Cali:Popular Music

Strange? yes.

Berklee kicks ass, juliard and miami can suck it.

by scuba steve December 30, 2004

Rhodes College

A small, expensive liberal arts college located in the middle of Memphis, TN. Easily recognized by its beautiful matching stone buildings (a reference of the Princeton architectural style) and gorgeous landscaping. Known as "Southwestern" until 1984, it is respected for its English and Biology departments. The student population is predominately high class whites; politically, it is fairly balanced. Greek life plays a major role in the social scene, hosting several dances a year and parties every week. Drinking is also a common pastime of Rhodes students.

Rhodes College is beautiful.

by heygirl hey March 18, 2009

New Mexican college student

It's when two people are going at it doggie style, & the guy throws up all over the girl because he drank way too many Jäger bombs & played too much beer pong.

"The other night at Billys man, I got so chocolate wasted... I took this chick upstairs, & we were goin at it, I had her on her face. & right when she screamed my name, I puked right on the back of her head."
"Damn, you pulled a New Mexican college student."
"Fuckin' Jäger."

by Penny Faye October 22, 2011

Weatherford Community College

(n.)-a synonym for the most strenuous, boring circle of hell. This circle distinguishes itself from the other circles of hell by having more rednecks, more cowboys, more old people, more middle aged smokers with rolling backpacks, less sexy people, less intelligence and ultimately, less FUN.

WC Student #1 - Jesus will save me from the flames of hell's eternal fury.

WC Student #2 - Nah, bro. We go to Weatherford Community College.

by Highly Refined Pirate February 22, 2010

pubic hair collecting

when you collect and keep pubic hair from lovers crotch

pubic hair collecting.my scale is a point system. the closer the hair come from the lips, the highter the number value. ie., hair from her lips are a 9 value, hair from the top of her hair line would be a 1 or 2. i use clear glass jars and mark the time date and woman received from

by viking48 February 28, 2009

middle college

an alternative school where high school students take college classes at the same time. you must apply to get in.

you can graduate high school with your aa degree but usually dont due to a crappy administration.

but because the school is so small:
1. you know EVERYONE and EVERYTHING
2. no one can keep a secret

also, the college kids usually hate you when they find out that you are mchs.

Everyone is leaving Middle College because of Ms. Smith.

College guy not knowing you are mchs: Those damn Middle College kids are always around the campus.
Middle College kid: Hehe. Yeah, TOTALLY. Stupid kids...

by coolest kid in class of 2010! October 18, 2008