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Homeless Collection

A pun on haute couture meaning a clothing genre defined by mis-matched & ill-fitting pieces that one refuses to give away or donate to charity, where they belong.

A look defined by clothing that is "long in the tooth" yet still worn and considered appropriate/stylish by the wearer.

A grouping of clothing articles that only a destitue/homeless person in dire need would wear, when provided by charity.
My husband has so many new designer duds, yet he still chooses to shop from the closet with the homeless collection of clothes......

Why are you dressing yourself from a homeless collection? Have you not looked in the mirror?

He was so cheap his clothes look like they came from a homeless collection yet he thinks he looks great!
by KJack February 11, 2013
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panty collector

A man who keeps score of his many sexual conquests, and treats sex as a competitive sport.
Did you hear that Joe slept with 12 girls this month?

Yeah, he's telling everyone. Dude's a total panty collector.
by strikingoil May 24, 2014
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Semen collector

A semen collector is someone who spunks on a piece of clothing instead of using a tissue or condom to clean up. This are usually young people who can't hold it in
"Agit is such a semen collector no wonder why he has white stuff coming from his pants
by Justhereforjokes September 19, 2016
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Nectar collectors

facial hair between the eyes and ears, side burns.
His nectar collectors were soaked after she sat on his face.
by AtomAnt81 November 18, 2016
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Coke collector

A person who travels around the world to collect Coca-Cola bottles and cans.
Going on a trip to Ukraine is such a Coke collector thing to do.
by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 December 3, 2016
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cherry collector

A person who has sex specifically with virgins

A person who pops multiple virgin's cherries and keeps score
That guy I went on a date with was a cherry collector
by Honest2god December 28, 2016
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pollen collector

When a girl sits on their partner's dick, and grind hard. When their partner is about to cum, they jump off and cum into their partner's face.
Kelly finished the pollen collector, and Adrian was angry until he tasted her.
by achlysxi June 6, 2016
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