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coffee poach

The act of pulling out the coffee pot in mid-brew and letting it drip into your cup. This is a common office foul that either dilutes the entire batch of coffee for the rest of the office or caused it to be much more robust.
Kevin's been coffee poaching again. This batch taste watered down!
by twowheler1300 January 24, 2011
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Coffee and water

Basically a euphemism for sex. Originated in Britain, where they’d order coffee and water at pubs in the morning after sex.
Hot damn! We had some coffee and water last night if you know what I mean.
by Drpepper446 November 25, 2021
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Coffee Bag

Like a "Tea Bag", but the difference being is that a dirty anus is dipped onto a persons mouth.
Elliot just Coffee Bagged Rowan, while he was passed out.
by laurieseven7 March 13, 2014
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coffee with milk

A coolidiculous or offensive word, depending on the situation, for a bi racial, or perceived to be biracial, personal.
Don't call anyone a coffee with milk if you know they might get offended
by Sexydimma April 4, 2017
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Coffee face

The face you make right after taking your first sip of coffee
Her coffee face looks a lot happier than her normal face
by Reaker June 11, 2018
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Communal Coffee

A container filled with quality coffee, which is somehow always full. Often the subject of false ownership claims and unwarranted aggression, the communal coffee is usually found next to containers of substandard coffee options such as 'international roast' and 'Blend 45' and covered in hieroglyphs resembling the words "don't touch" or "f*** off ".
Sean Edwards witnessed Adam Daniels making a cup of coffee from the communal coffee container, becoming aggressive, he falsely claimed that he was the owner of the communal coffee container, lol.
by Alexis Livingstone February 26, 2022
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butter coffee

That after taste that you get after throwing up your breakfast in the morning
God, I wish I didn't eat breakfast. I was too hung over to eat and ended up tasting butter coffee
by Not ChristianW May 16, 2018
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