Clown's Kiss

When you go down on a bitch when she's in full menstruation. Your face is clown red after the bloody cunnilingus, thus you've kissed the clown - "Clown's Kiss"

Originating somewhere in latin america (viral vid) translated from "el beso del payaso"

1. Damn man brah, did you bite your lip, or did you just kiss the clown?

2. I inadvertantly gave my bitch a clown's kiss, had no clue she was surfing the satanic wave!

by PapiAlbatroz March 29, 2015

clown map

A map used as a graphic, typically for some sort of publication or academic article, that displays such a ridiculous amount of information the color key for the map makes it look like a clown.

Holy crap, who turned in this assignment for a clown map?

by HiggiD January 15, 2010

Head Clown

Degrading, punitive term that refers to someone in a position of authority; such as a CEO, director or manager.

"It's not a surprise that the company is falling apart with Head Clown James running the show."

by Dwolff52 June 10, 2017

Clown Meeting

Something funny to yell when you're in the woods with your friends

Friend: what do we do now
Me: *yells* CLOWN MEETING

by Caleb Mack November 8, 2016

twisty the clown

american horror story freakshow clown boy who was misunderstood :(
they spread LIES about him that ruined his life when all he wanted to do was be a good clown and make kids happy and smile and laugh

but instead everyone believed the mean rumors to the point where he thought he was doing the right thing but became a bad clown boy :(

not his fault

"who's your favorite american horror story character?"
"Definently Twisty the Clown ! poor guy he tried his best but was set up for failure"

by gothclowngirl July 27, 2019

hodeo clown

A ho with so much makeup on that she is clown-like.

Bobo’s girlfriend looked like such a hodeo clown with all that makeup caked on.

by HumaneAnimal December 13, 2017

clown's frown

A term used for a woman's vagina, particularly those with oversized labia.

Her curtains were so droopy, she had a proper clown's frown.

by pinguandsuperman November 13, 2011