Clown's Kiss

When you go down on a bitch when she's in full menstruation. Your face is clown red after the bloody cunnilingus, thus you've kissed the clown - "Clown's Kiss"

Originating somewhere in latin america (viral vid) translated from "el beso del payaso"

1. Damn man brah, did you bite your lip, or did you just kiss the clown?

2. I inadvertantly gave my bitch a clown's kiss, had no clue she was surfing the satanic wave!

by PapiAlbatroz March 29, 2015

clown map

A map used as a graphic, typically for some sort of publication or academic article, that displays such a ridiculous amount of information the color key for the map makes it look like a clown.

Holy crap, who turned in this assignment for a clown map?

by HiggiD January 15, 2010

Smeeze Clown

noun-

A dirty girl.

One whose intake of man parts exceeds normal expectations.

A.K.A. - Huge Slut
created by Steve M.

Yo that girl i took home last night was a real smeeze clown.

Dude check out that smeeze clown on the corner over there, I can't believe how slutty she is.

by Joefigg May 5, 2010

Clown cam

When someone is caught lacking and is doing silly behavior

Guys just doing some Tom foolery. It's all fun and games till he's caught on clown cam

by Gh nigga September 21, 2019

Gutter clown

A girl wearing so much make up that Pennywise wouldn't touch it

You catch that gutter clown over there?

Yeah, she's just missing the balloon.

by 99 Bottles February 15, 2018

Clown watch

When you going out to look for the clowns to observe there behavior and see one for yourself despite your hatred and fear of clowns

Yo boys wanna go clown watching and then take a couple tabs of acid and update our tumblers?

by Liam Byrne October 8, 2016

Clown bong

A whipped cream charger used for consuming nitrous oxide

"Did you catch Tipper's set?"
"Nah brah, I had a date with the clown bong in my tent"

by Blurpblorp May 12, 2020