God Church

Honestly like fucking idek like some bullshit a random youtuber (that looks like that bully from that 1984 karate kid movie) made because he's trash and needs something to rhyme with merch

Just sjdjdhsjd jshdbdeb sjdhsjssj, and it's selling like a god church. ~ Jake Paul

by httpxary on instagram November 6, 2017

thot church

Thot church is where a bunch of thots speak upon there lives as thots An blame there lives on niggas .❤️

Mom I have to go to thot church

by Anibel September 12, 2017

church money

The ability to have so much money and Properties that you are essentially Above The Law. The example being the Catholic Church Only a few People have the amount of money you would need to be defined as having "Church Money"

The top 100 Richest People in the World Fit this Definition.

I Got off the Charge because my Dad has "Church Money" and he bought my way out of a conviction because he paid off a Senator.

by Cradox Creative July 8, 2018

God Church

A term used by Jake Paul meaning merch is selling fast and you need to get it while you can.

Logan Paul said his merch is on God Church status.

by Malija ~ IG @thatfamouskid November 27, 2017

Church pussy

A cat that is adopted after a church service.

I love my church pussy so much.

Church pussy is so soft and beautiful.

by Leighgue September 20, 2017

God Church

A stupid phrase Snake Paul created.

And it's selling like a God church.
You: Get some help

by Payterella September 17, 2017

Church Mousing

When you and your partner are having risky sex as quite as a church mouse, due to family or others being in the close by vicinity

“They’ve been upstairs for a while”
“Yea, they’re probably up there church mousing”

by Loose bits February 22, 2023