A dumb person who has no respect for anybody else’s personal rights. Christian is a sweaty try hard at everything he does and yet he still finds a way to be the worst person there. Christian is the type of person to steal your girl. Well at least TRY to steal your girl with his dumb ass hair and dumb personality. Christian is the worst person to be friends with and even worse to be a boyfriend (If you even let him become your bf surprisingly). Christian go f yourself.
by Jeffafa January 23, 2020
if used in a name, he can be charming at points, but is mostly intellectual, and self absorbed. Christian usually prefers boys over girls. christian means follower of Christ, but never usually acts like one. Christian has ghostly white skin, but beautiful blond hair. Girls with red hair usually fall for him, but he chose red head boys instead.
by london revival January 09, 2017
Some melon head wanker who fiddles with year two kids and has ears like dobby and teeth like bugs fucking bunny. His head looks like a baked bean gone wrong and his mum sewed up his anus because he deserved it. His breath stinks of his mums chicken curry and will never make it in life because he is a nonce and he is in Set 8.
by Kiddie-Fiddler July 11, 2019
A human being who believes in the Trinity: The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. They are just like any other person on this planet, except they know that TRUTH and the good news. They believe in the Bible. and they believe in Him.
Atheist: Oh my god! That stupid christian thinks that there is such thing as a "GOD" and they are all such jerks, and bitches.
Christian: Hi Jim how are you doing?........ Hi Tina, how are you today?........ Hola Juan y Juanita!......... Oh let me help you with that Margot!
Popular kid to his/ her friend: Did you see that christian kid?
Popular kid's friend: Yeah she is soooo nice!
Popular kid: I know right!
Christian: Hi Betsy, Carla, Raquel, Ashlyn, Jake, Jacob, and Becca!
all those kids: hey!!?
Atheist: man they're actually really nice! Hey kid! Do you believe in God?
Christian: Yeah, why? I also believe in the Trinity, and that God's Word it true and pure. And that everything in the Bible actually happened
Atheist: coooool.....
Christian: Hi Jim how are you doing?........ Hi Tina, how are you today?........ Hola Juan y Juanita!......... Oh let me help you with that Margot!
Popular kid to his/ her friend: Did you see that christian kid?
Popular kid's friend: Yeah she is soooo nice!
Popular kid: I know right!
Christian: Hi Betsy, Carla, Raquel, Ashlyn, Jake, Jacob, and Becca!
all those kids: hey!!?
Atheist: man they're actually really nice! Hey kid! Do you believe in God?
Christian: Yeah, why? I also believe in the Trinity, and that God's Word it true and pure. And that everything in the Bible actually happened
Atheist: coooool.....
by it's me you're me October 18, 2017
Christian doesn't own a toothbrush.
by vgkjf May 27, 2019
The best basketball player ever. Lebron would get crossed by him, MJ would lose a dunk contest to him, he would hit a 3 in your face.
Christian is a GOAT.
by daoneandonlycdub May 14, 2018