Chocolate chipless cookie

A plain cookie without chocolate chips.

Man I wish I had a chocolate chipless cookie right now.

by BreeNiya April 17, 2008

chocodigger

A girl who behaves like a gold digger because she exploits you for chocolate.

Bree: Bring me more chocolate?
Rick: Yes your highness.

Bree: *pats head* good doggie. Your job is to satisfy me.
Rick: What, are you a chocodigger now?

by ChocolateKissesAreCheap March 28, 2009

Choco-Blast of Yummiment

An affectionate term used to describe the scintillating blast of chocolaty-goodness that emanates from McDonald's Brownie Melts.

"Hey, are those good?" customer asks McDonald's employee.

"That Choco-Blast of Yummiment is good enough to make you slap yo momma" he replies.

by Neckfarter Queen April 6, 2009

Chocolate toupee

When you pull out of your girl after anal sex and you've got a little bit of poo on the end of your cock

Hmmm, that's a nice chocolate toupee you've got on there Mr Cock.

by Mr Sausage December 9, 2008

chocolate tornado

when three black male insert there penis in one anus and spin around in a tornado like motion

last night i had a great chocolate tornado

by FluxAlive June 2, 2011

chocolate nuts

Where one wipes the anus from back to front as apposed to front to back, therefore carrying the faeces from the anus onto the scrotum and testicular area, usually coating them and giving them a brown colour.

Will: Yo Tom, how do you wipe your ass?
Tom: From back to front
Will: Ew fuck, you've got a case of chocolate nuts. He got a pooey balllbag

by rezenquah June 26, 2018

Chocolate Dollar

The sexual act of inserting the big toe of the left foot directly into the anal cavity, causing an over-abundant use of cuss words. And nose bleeding.

Craig Ferguson was so taken aback by the shimmer of his guest's cocktail dress, that he couldn't avoid providing a congratulatory Chocolate Dollar as a befitting reward for...balls.

by m33 April 4, 2012