Cherry Poprock Chewing - When someone of any sex is performing a rimjob on someone of any sex and begins chewing on their hemorrhoids
“I heard that in prison if you bend down in the shower, someone will do some cherry poprock chewing on you”
by Milf Destroyer 420 August 7, 2024

by Greggy Greg August 6, 2016

A lanky, nerdy and usually fair skinned guy with a very VERY wide knowledge of sex. Enough to be qualified as a sex instructor or porn scriptwriter. Fr.
"Did you hear about the guy who wrote the box office smashing porn hit Sex with my Mom?"
"Why? Who is it? That movie was really good though, I was hard within a minute!"
"Who else but Vince Chew?"
"Why? Who is it? That movie was really good though, I was hard within a minute!"
"Who else but Vince Chew?"
by sax god June 12, 2018

by DSmooth November 11, 2020

by THE viridian299231312434341413 May 11, 2022

A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.
As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.
by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023
