Perimeter Check

An exploratory wipe applied to the b-hole adjacent zones to discover any fecal splash-back caused by diarrhea or violent poops.

Diarrhea oftentimes calls for a perimeter check.

by cmgc July 16, 2020

checking for ghosts

When you fart and you hear a cough you know there are ghosts! So every time you fart you’re just checking for ghosts.

Did you just fart?
No, I was checking for ghosts.

by Muskrat82 May 09, 2022

Hype Check

Asking someone's opinion on something.
(Note: It can be hyphenated.)

Person A: Hype check the new phone Google came out with!
Person B: It's quite swell.

by reallyswellperson December 18, 2016

juicy checks

He got the juice and money

He gonna take your bitch by just looking at her because he have the sauce key juicy checks

by Juicy checks June 19, 2017

the Banana Check

The Banana Check consists of taking a perfectly ripe yellow banana and inserting 1/5th of it into your anus to determine your need to take a shit. If it comes back clean, then there is no need. If it comes back brown, it's time to go.

Rafael was about to leave when he felt pressure build in his stomach. Rafael did the Banana Check to determine if he had to shit or if he just needed to pass gas. The Banana Check came back brown signaling the approaching shitstorm.

by BaconBlitz May 21, 2020

check the statistics

Look at your money, then look at my money

I have more money than you check the statistics

by YaTmull January 26, 2018

check envy

When you go to the check cashing spot with a check for more then the tellers salary , and they either deny services or hassle you about ID's and verification because they are jealous.

"They told me I needed proof of address. I cash the same check here every week with the same I.D. , she just got check envy."

by tweak201 February 26, 2009