When someone points out a wrong color, your are granted the power to check their retina. By doing this, you pull out their eyes, and check their retina. If you pass, the eyes are put back in. If you fail, your eyes get mauled by a baseball bat.
John : Nice purple sweatpants.
Jack : Their blue, dumbass. RETINA CHECK
John's eye is pulled out.
Jack : YOU FAIL
John's eyes are beaten with a bat.
Jack : Their blue, dumbass. RETINA CHECK
John's eye is pulled out.
Jack : YOU FAIL
John's eyes are beaten with a bat.
by mrretina February 1, 2020
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Get the Cake Check mug.Jock Check is something most sports players would know.
It is an action in which at a practice or a game, one player yells “Jock check!!” And then proceeds to punch their teammate is the nuts to make sure they are wearing a jock.
If the player is wearing one, they are fine.
If the player isn’t wearing one, no more kids.
It is an action in which at a practice or a game, one player yells “Jock check!!” And then proceeds to punch their teammate is the nuts to make sure they are wearing a jock.
If the player is wearing one, they are fine.
If the player isn’t wearing one, no more kids.
Timmy: “JOCK CHECK!!!!” *punches Jaun in the sack*
John: “BRO I FORGOT MY JO-“ *throws up everywhere*
Tommy: *giggles and turns towards the camera* “That’s why u shouldn’t forget your jock”
John: “BRO I FORGOT MY JO-“ *throws up everywhere*
Tommy: *giggles and turns towards the camera* “That’s why u shouldn’t forget your jock”
by Timmy John james March 16, 2020
Get the Jock Check mug.The Banana Check consists of taking a perfectly ripe yellow banana and inserting 1/5th of it into your anus to determine your need to take a shit. If it comes back clean, then there is no need. If it comes back brown, it's time to go.
Rafael was about to leave when he felt pressure build in his stomach. Rafael did the Banana Check to determine if he had to shit or if he just needed to pass gas. The Banana Check came back brown signaling the approaching shitstorm.
by BaconBlitz May 21, 2020
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by cmgc July 15, 2020
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