Black curly hair, big puffa jacket, and looking forward to moving to a sad-ass school. Good, chavy name: Charlie.
"Ah mate, you're such a chav!" explained the sad boy in his big puffa jacket hanging from a girly, black afro.
by FozzyHolloway January 26, 2018
Get the Chavmug. by mrpeetatohead October 26, 2019
Get the chavmug. annoying idiots who think they're really cool and intimidating, but just look like knobheads. they like to refer to their friends as dickheads. females are typically very orange, after using too much fake tan. the fake tan will also be very splotchy. massive hoops are a major must have. males wear grey trakkies with manky spray that they think smells really good, but it really doesnt. all chavs like to wear socks and sliders. they hang around McDonalds, and are most likely to be shouting and swearing all the time.
chav: oioi dickhead!
person 1: who tf is that
person 2: just the chavs over the road.
person 1: they look like knobheads
person 2: chavs are so annyoing
person 1: who tf is that
person 2: just the chavs over the road.
person 1: they look like knobheads
person 2: chavs are so annyoing
by imnotatory January 13, 2020
Get the chavmug. Put simply, it stands for council house and violence. A police term for the ones who they had to deal with the most.
They have some form of income, but it's small. This is amplified from the benefits they're entitled to.
Usually seen driving a small hatchback, they are usually doing whatever they can do to up their money count to spend on the latest Adidas or Reebok tracksuit.
Some chavs evolve into what is known as an MC, where they can somehow get paid for speaking English only chavs can understand.
Speaking of the language, they seem to have created their own form of English that they use mainly. At a slow speed, this is actually able to be heard by regular people. To prevent normies from snooping in on their conversations, they speak much faster.
The culture of the chav has revolved around stores such as Sports Direct and JD. Usually seen wearing cheap tracksuits while listening to the superior MC's, such as Smally, Rockeye and Impulse. On average, a chav knows of 25 MC's. They are known to also consume large amount of alcohol, which they got in a multipack because it was cheaper. They also often smoke cigarettes that have been imported.
When not drinking or smoking or impregnating women, they can either be seen outside McDonalds, cheap burger vans, Tesco or anywhere that sells cheap meals. If they're lucky, they can get a minimum wage job.
An advantage of how they speak is that they can somehow understand Middle English better.
They have some form of income, but it's small. This is amplified from the benefits they're entitled to.
Usually seen driving a small hatchback, they are usually doing whatever they can do to up their money count to spend on the latest Adidas or Reebok tracksuit.
Some chavs evolve into what is known as an MC, where they can somehow get paid for speaking English only chavs can understand.
Speaking of the language, they seem to have created their own form of English that they use mainly. At a slow speed, this is actually able to be heard by regular people. To prevent normies from snooping in on their conversations, they speak much faster.
The culture of the chav has revolved around stores such as Sports Direct and JD. Usually seen wearing cheap tracksuits while listening to the superior MC's, such as Smally, Rockeye and Impulse. On average, a chav knows of 25 MC's. They are known to also consume large amount of alcohol, which they got in a multipack because it was cheaper. They also often smoke cigarettes that have been imported.
When not drinking or smoking or impregnating women, they can either be seen outside McDonalds, cheap burger vans, Tesco or anywhere that sells cheap meals. If they're lucky, they can get a minimum wage job.
An advantage of how they speak is that they can somehow understand Middle English better.
Chavs are the lowest of the low in terms of the current human.
Typical chav quotes:
"Fuck you mate"
"Oi ya 'nob'ead"
"I'll pick ya up and fuck at maccies"
Typical chav quotes:
"Fuck you mate"
"Oi ya 'nob'ead"
"I'll pick ya up and fuck at maccies"
by WhyDoTheseExistNow May 30, 2020
Get the chavmug. A chav is a person mostly in the UK that wear Adidas and sometimes Nike. Usually they think they are hard and they listen to grime all the time. They also can't talk properly and can't spell and they most likely got kicked out of primary school in year 2 for kicking someone and refused to get in to secondary school to his mum and threatened to shank her. Init.
"Yo u wont to go 2 maccy dees and get chips init fam. Man is hungry. And we go to JD Sports to get some shitty Adidas trainers. I'm a chav"
by thereallegend27 February 5, 2017
Get the Chavmug. Generally pertaining to the Proletariat class, a Chav is a person who possesses a significant number of negative stereotypical traits. They do not however, necessarily have to be from the Proletariat class. The word Chav comes from a Gypsy word meaning child and is typically synonymous with the word peasant. However, whence used in correlation alongside a middle-classed individual it is obviously only associated with stereotypical negative traits commonly found within their inherent caste base. Such as; snobbery, ignorance, greed, lack of sporting prowess, vanity, etc.. A middle class Chav may be termed a Mav (Middle-class Chav.) Katie Hopkins is a perfectly acceptable example of what may be termed as a middle classed Chav, or Mav. This term is offensive to many and because of its inherently obvious comparability to the expressions pleb, and peasant, it may some day be considered a hate crime to call someone this in public.
by AdeptJd February 6, 2014
Get the chavmug. Chav cut off from the social after conviction for theft or looting; alt: chav who can't afford the cell phone bill, but carries one anyway about pretending to talk to his non-existent crew.
by owngoal October 17, 2011
Get the chav-notmug.