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Capital

Beat down in a riot. - major guy
Bro, you better stop your foolishness before I take you to the Capital. (Inspired by Insurrection 2021)
by B, Major Guy January 8, 2021
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Capital A

An inordinately American person, a "Capital A American". Usually used in a derogatory manner.

If you meet one outside the US, you might think they're doing a grotesque, almost offensive caricature of Americans, but no, turns out some yanks really are like that.
- I met Keithrynnn yesterday, she wouldn't shut up about her therapist
- Come on man, that's not cool, there's nothing wrong with going to therapy
- I know, but she kept saying these things that most children already know, as if they require some kind of deep thought and understanding...
- Oh, is she American?
- Yeah, a real Capital A
by some guy in bed June 20, 2022
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Capital Q

A gangster, a straight talking hustler, a collector of all things Switch and a master of all things TMBG trivia. Winner of an Emmy award but can't get laid for shiiiiit
"He's such a Capital Q that even Quinn Collard wouldn't swig his backwash."
by cockwafer May 14, 2024
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capitalism

Capitalism is a pedagogical inquiry into the question of whether it is ethical to act in one's interest...

Capitalism transcends the first ethical question by concluding that it is ethical to trade one's desires to self-interest with outside entities.

Capitalism draws its conclusions on the ethics of self-interest by assuming the desire to self-interest can be divided into discrete supply-demand ratios.

It is erroneously stated that communism ended the right of kings.
Capitalism--a supply/demand ratio that arose after the earth became too fallow to allow the serf-lord feudal system to continue--was the system that ended the divine right of kings.

This is because Adam Smith was a continental philosopher not an analytical philosopher.
by deepchurch April 25, 2022
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GanBJraSTa CaPitaL

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I invented and made and created GANBJrASTA capital. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq November 8, 2021
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GanBJrasta capital

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq November 7, 2021
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Cotton Capital

Family or institutional wealth, tainted by and largely attributable to the labor and production of enslaved peoples.

Think plantations: cotton, sugar cane, coffee, tea, cocoa, rubber, bananas, etc.
That family may have lots of "old money", but it's "cotton capital"!
by NeedleTurn August 18, 2024
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