Cape Retardo

A more appropriate name for the town of Cape Girardeau, given that most residents of Cape and neighboring Jackson are afflicted with some form of mental illness

I wish I could find one normal person to talk to... but, unfortunately, this is Cape Retardo

by American Cynic August 25, 2008

Cape Girls

Cape Girls, aren't like other girls. Cape girls don't care what they're doing, they'll make an ass of themselves in public. Bon fire anyone? Sure just don't forget to get caught and chased by the police! Cape girls don't care about the one night standers-they happen all the time. Just as long as you're by the ocean with a drink in hand ANYTHING GOES. Hey, you may meet that one cute summer boy but every Cape Girl knows there's more where that comes from. Take some of your friends and do it "CAPE GIRL STYLE" scope out some hotties, maybe give them a fake number? Who knows. It doesn't really matter.. Because your vacation is OUR LIFE.

"Let's go do it Cape Girl Style"

by Cape Cod Babe September 26, 2005

Caperna

(Noun) That disgusting smell that overtakes you as you discover the three month old milk you left behind the couch.

(Adj.) To reek of ass.

Ive had shit come out of my ass that smells better than that!!

by TheSliceFool April 26, 2005

Calie

During the dust bowl in the 1930’s, folks that moved from Oklahoma to California to escape poverty were called Okies. During the Bush Bowl of 2009 those that are leaving California to come to the plains states to escape poverty are called Calies.

Calies suffer from high forclosure rates, expensive gasoline, high cost of living, and high unemployment which forces Calies to move from CA to places where prices are much lower.

by acyco April 28, 2009

Cape

Cape Cod, massive tourist location in Eastern MA. Home to beautiful beaches, crazy parties, chill peeps, and countless irreplaceable memories.

Hey man, this summer we gotta go hit up the Cape!

by the beach bum October 23, 2008

Cape Town

The gayest city on the planet.

Cape Town has a higher population of homosexuals per capita than any other city in the world, including Amsterdam, Athens and San Francisco.

Don't turn your back on him. He's from Cape Town

by George McBob May 18, 2009

cape

Cape Saint Claire. A Neighborhood in Annapolis MD, where dozens of little white boys try their hardest to be black. They wish they lived in Baltimore, although don't have any real idea of what it would be like. Some carry guns thinking they are cool. Some do Coke. Most of all they are all Wiggers. Little wannabe Niggers.

Yo Dawg, lets get fucked up with a bunch of wannabe hood rats in Cape.

by Blaza September 13, 2005