Nipple Curds

When a pregnant woman lactates breast milk and it cultivates the correct cultures to produce a cheese like substance.

Rashawn Andrew - Grant hallaway - Wentsworth - " Damn, I was thinking about aborting this baby, I was just doing it for the nipple curds."

Tim - "Save some for me Rashawn Andrew - Grant Hallaway - Wentsworth, let me make a grilled cheese before you stifle God's plans!"

Rashawn Andrew - Grant hallaway - Wentsworth - "You rascal!"

by Buttfunkexpress May 4, 2019

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Rand Carlson

Known for his infamous lip flare and red face, Rand is an ultra liberal who aspires to be POTUS. He can't keep a steady drum beat, and can only really play the cymbals well. Girls ditch him at Prom, and he will probably never have a steady relationship in his life. He also drives a Fiat 500.

Yeah, Rand Carlson is such a knob.

by TEAM BLAINE March 24, 2019

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Gavin Carlson

Any person who is from spaghetti land and believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

“Let’s get out of here, I don’t like this flipping hecker Gavin Carlson.”

by Flippinhecker April 3, 2019

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Steve Carlsberg

One of the worst characters in Welcome to Night Vale. He is really annoying and Cecil Palmer hates him.

No thank you to STEVE CARLSBERG!

by BenderTheGroundskeeper June 12, 2020

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lone curl

The lone curl, is the one hanging curl in Damian’s forehead. Its purpose is to not show Damian’s full forehead since the appearance would be absurd.

Damian always has that one lone curl.

by Big Tall D Daddy Damian February 16, 2022

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Porcelain Curling

A game played on the toilet... when someone has left a sticky turd on the bowl and not properly flushed or scrubbed afterward, you can at least attempt to knock it clean off with your own poop, similar to the winter sports game of curling.

"Bob must have had something really sticky for lunch..."
"Why is that?"
"He left a massive turd on the side of the bowl... still, at least it meant I could get in a quick round of porcelain curling!"

by JimWood7575 March 13, 2022

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Double Curly

the pubic hair is curled from being compressed by clothes all of the time even if you have naturally straight hair

what happens when you have naturally curly hair? You have curly hair that is double curled.

He's got double curly down there.

by JoelleoJ April 23, 2022

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