Cricket Wank

A bit like the stranger but wearing your batting gloves and your favourite teams bucket hat

His missus was away and his team had won so he celebrated with a cricket wank

by Mungki_ September 15, 2024

hood cricket

Hood Crickets are the smoke alarm noises made right after the batteries ran out.

Your YT video is amazing but those hood crickets are annoying.

by Obet Torres Elvira February 04, 2025

Reverse Cricket

A once methhead turned preacher.

Frank - Hey Dave, did you hear about Nathan?

Dave - The methhead?

Frank - Reformed methhead, he pulled a Reverse Cricket.

by SausageBiscuitFuck January 01, 2020

pocket crickets

Sexually transmitted "crabs"

Man, I've got a roaring case of pocket crickets again!

by JP1969 December 27, 2007

nuffie at cricket

Your just shit at cricket and should give up

U r a nuffie at cricket just go play B's

by Barnt2018 February 08, 2016

Hazel Cricket

A moron who blocks people on Twitter for no reason.

Person 1: Oh, did Hazel Cricket block you again?
Person 2: Yes. :(

by Jorisera Jd May 30, 2021

cricket face

Someone with big beady eyes who's jokes are unoriginal and boring

This dude got cricket face!

by Big tits 203 May 12, 2016