crap packets

see poop schnitzels

Crap packets! I'm not going to make it to the party on time!

by erikatori June 18, 2008

crap-umms

when things don't work your way

Boss: You have to work Saturday night

Worker: Crap-umms

by Nick Greenfield January 18, 2009

call crap

to indicate that something is a blatant lie, and obvious falsehood.

I'm gonna have to call crap on ya there, Mr. President.

by JJonez July 31, 2006

crap bombing

"Crap bombing" is when your crap is so explosive that when you go to clean the toilet a week later there is crap particles on the bottom of the toilet seat. "Crap bombing"

crap bombingpooppooshitshitting

by Sandisands October 16, 2013

Crap App

A deceptive software program that looks useful, but designed to under-perform. An application lacking in usefulness or effective execution. Programmable digital facade, appealing to the eye and interesting in it's description, yet having no substance for the user.

He paid a hefty amount of money for a piece of software to help organize his business, but all he ended up with was a crap app.

by InTune2U November 24, 2011

Crap Canyon

Rear end, butt, booty or ass. Not the Anus by itself but the whole ass. Used for apprecation as opposed to a derogatory slur.

Man, that chick had a nice crap canyon!

by chico1181 October 14, 2010

Crap Jacks

1. Human feces after sour dough bread
2. Response used by a person who wants to express extreme distaste

1. "Man, I just had a bad case of crap jacks."
2. "Oh man, that dude just got hit in the balls." "CRAP JACKS!"

by Francis April 4, 2003